Logistics

[TUT]

You can love something and still make mistakes. They aren't synonymous at all.

The motto isn't: "We are Flawless at Logistics"

 

[upschuck]

You can love something and still make mistakes. They aren't synonymous at all.

I love my wife and she says I make mistakes all the time.

 

[soberups]

Perhaps UPS Logistics will be the hardest hit by our reputation being destroyed. We need to have a sense of humor about it.

Any creative souls care to add verses to the "That's Logistics" song?

When the plan is all wrong
'cuz IE hits the bong
Thats logistics

Your time study's a joke
'cuz IE is on coke
Thats logistics

"But you'll save half a mile"
drink that Kool-aid and smile!
Thats logistics

When our service just sucks,
'cuz there ain't enough trucks
thats logistics!

60 hours per week,
all year long not just peak
thats logistics

Warning letter for me
'cuz my mirror clipped a tree
thats logistics

Tire mark on the grass
now they're riding my ass
thats logistics

"You cant break trace to pee"
said the jerk from IE
thats logistics

Keter audit I blew
now my ass they will chew
thats logistics

When you're hitting the road
with pure for a load
thats logistics

We just cram in the stops
'til your preloader drops
thats logistics


I had a whole thread full of these a few months ago, there were also a bunch for Orion. We were having fun making them up and texting them to each other when ORION was being implemented.

 

[40andOut]

Sober, I knew I could count on you!

 

[Limper]

How about this new advertising tag line...."Our logistics suck
less than the other guys logistics".

 

[soberups]

Cutting routes is our goal,
so lets smoke a big bowl
of ORION


Epic Fail is the norm,
when you're forced to conform
With ORION


Extra fuel you will need
When you follow the lead
of ORION

 

[Catatonic]

 

[selfcancelsignal]

Cutting routes is our goal,
so lets smoke a big bowl
of ORION


Epic Fail is the norm,
when you're forced to conform
With ORION


Extra fuel you will need
When you follow the lead
of ORION

We don't even have it yet at our center. I'll hafta remember this. It's great!