It sort of was a googly moogly moment. Being Sunday morning, I was ... how you say ... not well dressed; and being Sunday morning, I didn't care so I went to the store figuring "Hey, it's Sunday morning, there won't be a ton of people there." Of course, I wound up standing in line because there were tons of people there.
I had 3 bucks, but milk was just under $5, so I tried to pay with plastic, but they had a $5 limit; long story short, I got a banana to go with the milk.
How's that for incredibly meaningless fluff.