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moreluck

golden ticket member
Not following the bitch neighbor angle. Please explain.

According to the CC&R's....in order to park in your own driveway, your 2 car garage must have 2 cars in it. We have a Tahoe and it's really squished trying to get into it inside the garage. We choose to park it in the drive, but in order to do so without creep next door complaining, we had to buy a 3rd car which we didn't need in order to comply with the rules.

Get this, the rules aren't really enforced unless a neighbor complains..........we have the one bitch who doesn't like looking at a vehicle parked on our driveway......well, she's gonna look at a car in our driveway til the day she dies. I don't even use this red Blazer and would love to give it to my daughter, but we need it to fill a space in the garage.

I had to buy my Mini to fill the other space. Lots of people on other streets park in their driveway and none of the neighbors complain. So, mine complains and it cost me $30,000 to shut her up. Do you see my frustration and why I think my neighbor is a busy-body bitch?
 

old levi's

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According to the CC&R's....in order to park in your own driveway, your 2 car garage must have 2 cars in it. We have a Tahoe and it's really squished trying to get into it inside the garage. We choose to park it in the drive, but in order to do so without creep next door complaining, we had to buy a 3rd car which we didn't need in order to comply with the rules.

Get this, the rules aren't really enforced unless a neighbor complains..........we have the one bitch who doesn't like looking at a vehicle parked on our driveway......well, she's gonna look at a car in our driveway til the day she dies. I don't even use this red Blazer and would love to give it to my daughter, but we need it to fill a space in the garage.

I had to buy my Mini to fill the other space. Lots of people on other streets park in their driveway and none of the neighbors complain. So, mine complains and it cost me $30,000 to shut her up. Do you see my frustration and why I think my neighbor is a busy-body bitch?

Roger that, more
 

upsgrunt

Well-Known Member
That's pretty tough that you had to drop 30K to shut her up; and you think we should go without a raise? I love ya Joyce, but you could have done the same with 3K.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
That's pretty tough that you had to drop 30K to shut her up; and you think we should go without a raise? I love ya Joyce, but you could have done the same with 3K.
I tried to do it with a motorcycle or Vespa, but that wasn't acceptable to the rules committee. I also have a small kennel thingy for my dog......3' x 4', so I needed the smallest car out there to fit with the kennel in there too......in 2005 it was the Mini....shorter than a VW, shorter than a miata and there was no Smart car around then. It had to be something I liked, not just a junker and reliable.. We went to every car dealer just measuring the lengths. I got the shortest car I could find. I love my Mini.......... '05 and already an almost 7 yr. old car.

You can have a raise, just don't go on strike!!
 

upsgrunt

Well-Known Member
I tried to do it with a motorcycle or Vespa, but that wasn't acceptable to the rules committee. I also have a small kennel thingy for my dog......3' x 4', so I needed the smallest car out there to fit with the kennel in there too......in 2005 it was the Mini....shorter than a VW, shorter than a miata and there was no Smart car around then. It had to be something I liked, not just a junker and reliable.. We went to every car dealer just measuring the lengths. I got the shortest car I could find. I love my Mini.......... '05 and already an almost 7 yr. old car.

You can have a raise, just don't go on strike!!


Sounds like a plan to me.
 

brownmonster

Man of Great Wisdom
I'm glad I don't live in your neighborhood. I have a 6x8 trailer in the garage, 3 cars in the driveway, 2 cars and a camper on the street. All together not worth anywhere near 30K.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
I'm glad I don't live in your neighborhood. I have a 6x8 trailer in the garage, 3 cars in the driveway, 2 cars and a camper on the street. All together not worth anywhere near 30K.
If you were to live in my neighborhood, you'd need an off-site storage situation. Oh, and the RV/camper/motor home.......you can park it for 24 hrs. on the street presumably to load or unload from vacations, but that's all.
However, you would get a generous can of pizzelles at Christmas time.
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According to the CC&R's....in order to park in your own driveway, your 2 car garage must have 2 cars in it. We have a Tahoe and it's really squished trying to get into it inside the garage. We choose to park it in the drive, but in order to do so without creep next door complaining, we had to buy a 3rd car which we didn't need in order to comply with the rules.

Get this, the rules aren't really enforced unless a neighbor complains..........we have the one bitch who doesn't like looking at a vehicle parked on our driveway......well, she's gonna look at a car in our driveway til the day she dies. I don't even use this red Blazer and would love to give it to my daughter, but we need it to fill a space in the garage.

I had to buy my Mini to fill the other space. Lots of people on other streets park in their driveway and none of the neighbors complain. So, mine complains and it cost me $30,000 to shut her up. Do you see my frustration and why I think my neighbor is a busy-body bitch?

If you want my wife will loan you her tractor.

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moreluck

golden ticket member
I always thought it would be funny to get a car cover for the Tahoe....you know, to protect it from marine layer mist. They make the covers with pictures on them and one of the pictures is of a junk car up on blocks. The bitch would flip out writing letters to the association!! :happy2:
 
You don`t have a hair on your behind if you don`t get out there and wash it in a tube top,thong and flip flops.

Or your hubby. Flip a coin.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
I feel the need to show you how much of a buddy* this neighbor really is.

One of the CC&R's (because it's a 55+ community) states that children under 18 can't live with you. Children can visit you like friends and grandkids, but not for longer than 60 days a year. I'm not sure who keeps track of that and how they would do it.

Any way, the neighbor in question had one friend at the end of the cul de sac who was having her disabled grandson stay the summer with her. I never even saw the kid......I think he was wheelchair bound. On the 61st day of his visit with grandma, the bitch wrote an e-mail to the association reporting her for breaking the rule. This woman was keeping tabs on her calendar. Needless to say she no longer has a friend on our 18 homes cul de sac street.

I really hate people like this. They are just plain mean. Proof to me that satan is alive and well and lives in my hood!!
 
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