Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[sailfish]

Drive today?

Sure did.

 

[upschuck]

I delivered to a customer today(maybe 60ish), he said he'd like to work for UPS, but he'd fail the drug test. The smell of weed almost knocked me down. I didn't tell him we don't drug test PTers.

 

[McGee]

Would you rather miracle whip?

Like this guy?

 

[upschuck]

Happy birthday @upschuck

Not my birthday, I told you.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That would solve all of them though.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Not my birthday, I told you.

Sorry. I take it back.

 

[sailfish]

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That would be the first problem to go.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That would be the first problem to go.

@Johnnyfootball2014 ?

 

[upschuck]

Sorry. I take it back.

Thank you

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Thank you

You're welcome

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Where is that Sucak @Big Arrow Down...D ?

 

[sailfish]

Like this guy?

Dog story today. I walked through this yard up to a porch and put the box on it. I turn around and realize I'm facing multiple mountains of dog sh8. Like huge piles. Instantly I checked my shoes to find my left foot just completely packed with a huge glob of sh8. Disgusted I used their porch step to scrape the sh8 from my shoe, but of course it was still packed into the treads.

I made my way back through the yard, this time watching every step, and dragged my foot across the road in an attempt to get off more of the sh8. I spend the whole rest of the day dragging my foot through the grass and grinding it in to every puddle and gravel pile I came across. Eventually all the sh8 finally worked it's way out but talk about disgusting. Aren't these people the least bit embarrassed to have a yard full of dog sh8?

 

[sailfish]

@Johnnyfootball2014 ?

You not believing me.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You not believing me.

Nope.

 

[sailfish]

Nope.

Your loss.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

@Johnnyfootball2014 ?

That sailboat jerk has smoked too much weed....

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That sailboat jerk has smoked too much weed....

Probably some good stuff. Jealous?

 

[sailfish]

That sailboat jerk has smoked too much weed....

Who? Me?

 

[sailfish]

Probably some good stuff. Jealous?

High on life, baby.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Probably some good stuff. Jealous?

Not for me