Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Catatonic

Nine Lives
UPS was too ready last year so it was to be expected they would be stupid about it this year.
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Catatonic

Nine Lives
Feeling any better?
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stone attack!!
Took two hydrocodone pills
They make me irritable so tell that little turd
to not pick at me
I'll come through the screen and squeeze the :censored2: out of him!

Police stopped me and made me call my wife to come get me.
Luckily I did not have my pain pills with me.
I guess driving 20 mph looked suspicious
He was nice about it.
Now I have to get my truck home.
That can wait until tomorrow
 

Big Arrow Down...D

Leave the gun,take the cannoli
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stone attack!!
Took two hydrocodone pills
They make me irritable so tell that little turd
to not pick at me
I'll come through the screen and squeeze the :censored2: out of him!

Police stopped me and made me call my wife to come get me.
Luckily I did not have my pain pills with me.
I guess driving 20 mph looked suspicious
He was nice about it.
Now I have to get my truck home.
That can wait until tomorrow
This happened on the road?
 

Catatonic

Nine Lives
This happened on the road?
I took some stuff to donate (fall cleaning) and I reached inside the back of my truck to get the bags and dislodged it.
I drove to the doctor but he could not see me until in the morning
After x-rays
Not much he can do without x-rays.
Tried to drive home but I guess my driving was not up to acceptable levels.
 
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Turdferguson

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No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stone attack!!
Took two hydrocodone pills
They make me irritable so tell that little turd
to not pick at me
I'll come through the screen and squeeze the :censored2: out of him!

Police stopped me and made me call my wife to come get me.
Luckily I did not have my pain pills with me.
I guess driving 20 mph looked suspicious
He was nice about it.
Now I have to get my truck home.
That can wait until tomorrow

If it makes you feel better I got a piece of popcorn stuck between my teeth and its aggravating the crap out of me.
















You have teeth in Kentucky yuk, yuk, yuk...
 

Catatonic

Nine Lives
I took some stuff to donate (fall cleaning) and I reached inside the back of my truck to get the bags and dislodged it.
I drove to the doctor but he could not see me until in the morning
After x-rays
Not much he can do without x-rays.
Tried to drive home but I guess my driving was not up to acceptable levels.
Something about a 30 second following distance seemed odd to him
and braking for no reason
and wandering within my lane.
 

Big Arrow Down...D

Leave the gun,take the cannoli
I took some stuff to donate (fall cleaning) and I reached inside the back of my truck to get the bags and dislodged it.
I drove to the doctor but he could not see me until in the morning
After x-rays
Not much he can do without x-rays.
Tried to drive home but I guess my driving was not up to acceptable levels.
Geez...eat those pills have a drink and enjoy the ride...
 
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Turdferguson

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I took some stuff to donate (fall cleaning) and I reached inside the back of my truck to get the bags and dislodged it.
I drove to the doctor but he could not see me until in the morning
After x-rays
Not much he can do without x-rays.
Tried to drive home but I guess my driving was not up to acceptable levels.
Wimp
 
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Turdferguson

Guest
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stone attack!!
Took two hydrocodone pills
They make me irritable so tell that little turd
to not pick at me
I'll come through the screen and squeeze the :censored2: out of him!

Police stopped me and made me call my wife to come get me.
Luckily I did not have my pain pills with me.
I guess driving 20 mph looked suspicious
He was nice about it.
Now I have to get my truck home.
That can wait until tomorrow

Did your tampon fall out too?
 

oldngray

nowhere special
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stone attack!!
Took two hydrocodone pills
They make me irritable so tell that little turd
to not pick at me
I'll come through the screen and squeeze the :censored2: out of him!

Police stopped me and made me call my wife to come get me.
Luckily I did not have my pain pills with me.
I guess driving 20 mph looked suspicious
He was nice about it.
Now I have to get my truck home.
That can wait until tomorrow

2 Vicodin did that to you? I thought you were a better druggie than that.
 
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