Maybe he could put a wig on?
LMAO
Nothingness Fluff ,part 2
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New husband?
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
Maybe @Operational needs 's daughter will break off her engagement and I will just get an apartment with her.......
oldngray
nowhere special
I never could understand how women that hate appliances go nuts over a dishwasher.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
LMAO! You would be so broke from your wife taking you to the cleaners you wouldn't be able to afford a cardboard box.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
No,there are plenty of Turdferguson out there. We are an army
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Ok. How about this... Send her out to the store for something. While she's gone, just before she gets home, have a nice dinner delivered from her favorite restaurant. Have it on the table when she gets home, with candles. Make it all look nice. Must have wine of course. When she's almost done, draw her a bubble bath with a bunch of candles all over the bathroom. YOU bathe her. I'm sure you need no advice after that.
. DON'T forget the babysitter! Is it old fashioned? Yes. But what normal woman doesn't like a little romance and pampering.
FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
Get her a towel? I'm lost after this part.I'm sure you need no advice after that.
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Leave the gun,take the cannoli
I really need a new throw up gif for that one...Ok. How about this... Send her out to the store for something. While she's gone, just before she gets home, have a nice dinner delivered from her favorite restaurant. Have it on the table when she gets home, with candles. Make it all look nice. Must have wine of course. When she's almost done, draw her a bubble bath with a bunch of candles all over the bathroom. YOU bathe her. I'm sure you need no advice after that.
DON'T forget the babysitter! Is it old fashioned? Yes. But what normal woman doesn't like a little romance and pampering.
FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
After your chicken wing expedition you should be paying attention. The Pope is going to canonize your wife
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Oh please....
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Are you saying you've never done anything like that?
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Leave the gun,take the cannoli
Yea...I send her to the store almost every day...
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
OMGEEE. In that case, you better not try this at home. You may cause her to have a heart attack. Lol.
After I'm done giving her my cannon
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
This is a family friendly site. You'll have to use your young imagination with the rest. Lol.
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
Shower beer time.
She is going to give you a towel
Get moving
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