Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[BakerMayfield2018]

Get moving

I'm thirsty Damn it.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

I'm thirty. Damn it.

I'm forty...

 

[Brownslave688]

Maybe @Operational needs 's daughter will break off her engagement and I will just get an apartment with her.......

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm thirty. Damn it.

Move it.

 

[Brownslave688]

Ok. How about this... Send her out to the store for something. While she's gone, just before she gets home, have a nice dinner delivered from her favorite restaurant. Have it on the table when she gets home, with candles. Make it all look nice. Must have wine of course. When she's almost done, draw her a bubble bath with a bunch of candles all over the bathroom. YOU bathe her. I'm sure you need no advice after that. .

DON'T forget the babysitter! Is it old fashioned? Yes. But what normal woman doesn't like a little romance and pampering.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

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Shove it.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Move it.

I am , I am.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I am , I am.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Ok. How about this... Send her out to the store for something. While she's gone, just before she gets home, have a nice dinner delivered from her favorite restaurant. Have it on the table when she gets home, with candles. Make it all look nice. Must have wine of course. When she's almost done, draw her a bubble bath with a bunch of candles all over the bathroom. YOU bathe her. I'm sure you need no advice after that. .

DON'T forget the babysitter! Is it old fashioned? Yes. But what normal woman doesn't like a little romance and pampering.

She always send me to the store. I'm not sure she knows where a store is. The kids would be lighting the house on fire with the candles while I drink wine and wait for food to show up AFTER she gets back. Then I dump water up her nose while trying to cop a cheap feel while my father-in-law (our babysitter) watches Seinfeld in low def and doesn't change the kids diapers.


Sounds like a really romantic night! Thanks.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

She always send me to the store. I'm not sure she knows where a store is. The kids would be lighting the house on fire with the candles while I drink wine and wait for food to show up AFTER she gets back. Then I dump water up her nose while trying to cop a cheap feel while my father-in-law (our babysitter) watches Seinfeld in low def and doesn't change the kids diapers.


Sounds like a really romantic night! Thanks.

Just leave her alone for a day...I'm sure she would like that.

 

[Operational needs]

She always send me to the store. I'm not sure she knows where a store is. The kids would be lighting the house on fire with the candles while I drink wine and wait for food to show up AFTER she gets back. Then I dump water up her nose while trying to cop a cheap feel while my father-in-law (our babysitter) watches Seinfeld in low def and doesn't change the kids diapers.


Sounds like a really romantic night! Thanks.

LMAO!! Some of y'all are hopeless. It's not that difficult.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

LMAO!! Some of y'all are hopeless. It's not that difficult.

It's like giving @Big Arrow Down...D cooking instructions.

 

[Wally]

http://boardreader.com/site/BrownCafe_66355.html

Thats time well spent.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Thats time well spent.

Yes it was.

 

[joeboodog]

Just wait one flipping minute. Why are we men always expected to do everything! Buy her flowers. Buy her candy. Get her this. Give her that. I for one am sick of it.











You said order from her favorite restaurant and how many flowers should I get?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Just wait one flipping minute. Why are we men always expected to do everything! Buy her flowers. Buy her candy. Get her this. Give her that. I for one am sick of it.











You said order from her favorite restaurant and how many flowers should I get?

In order to get some V*

 

[Operational needs]

It's like giving @Big Arrow Down...D cooking instructions.

Sounds like it!

 

[oldngray]

I just looked outside and snowing hard . Not what they forecast.

So I checked and now they are saying winter warnings and 4 inches of snow. Forecast is never wrong. (not after they "revise" it)

 

[joeboodog]

In order to get some V*

Vodka?

 

[oldngray]

Vagisil?