Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Men hate getting cards too, so why bother?

Unless there's cash in it...

 

[Wally]

Go to the card section and look at the men grabbing any card they see, not because they want too, but just because it's expected. It's all fake!

 

[Wally]

Oh yea gals, your man is checking out the checkout girl too ringing up your card.

 

[oldngray]

Go to the card section and look at the men grabbing any card they see, not because they want too, but just because it's expected. It's all fake!

The evilness of Hallmark

 

[Operational needs]

She always send me to the store. I'm not sure she knows where a store is. The kids would be lighting the house on fire with the candles while I drink wine and wait for food to show up AFTER she gets back. Then I dump water up her nose while trying to cop a cheap feel while my father-in-law (our babysitter) watches Seinfeld in low def and doesn't change the kids diapers.


Sounds like a really romantic night! Thanks.

FWIW. No child has been harmed beause of not having their diaper changed for a few hours, except for a little diaper rash. They'll live. You can send her to drop off the kids at your FIL's house telling her you have a surprise. So therefore, the kids won't be home to burn down the house. The key to having the food ON TIME is to order it ahead of time and ask for it to be at your house at a set time. And you're supposed to be copping a feel while bathing her. A SENSUAL feel, not a cheap feel. That's half the fun of bathing someone.





Just don't drown her. Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

LMAO!! Some of y'all are hopeless. It's not that difficult.

Not worth it

 

[Wally]

A 6-pack is less than some off those stupid cards.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Bull.

OK

 

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FWIW. No child has been harmed beause of not having their diaper changed for a few hours, except for a little diaper rash. They'll live. You can send her to drop off the kids at your FIL's house telling her you have a surprise. So therefore, the kids won't be home to burn down the house. The key to having the food ON TIME is to order it ahead of time and ask for it to be at your house at a set time. And you're supposed to be copping a feel while bathing her. A SENSUAL feel, not a cheap feel. That's half the fun of bathing someone.





Just don't drown her. Lol.

Bathing someone? That's just gross, sounds like nursing home porn.

 

[Brownslave688]

FWIW. No child has been harmed beause of not having their diaper changed for a few hours, except for a little diaper rash. They'll live. You can send her to drop off the kids at your FIL's house telling her you have a surprise. So therefore, the kids won't be home to burn down the house. The key to having the food ON TIME is to order it ahead of time and ask for it to be at your house at a set time. And you're supposed to be copping a feel while bathing her. A SENSUAL feel, not a cheap feel. That's half the fun of bathing someone.





Just don't drown her. Lol.

Only a woman could be so lazy that she can't even bath herself.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh yea gals, your man is checking out the checkout girl too ringing up your card.

Damn right we are.

 

[oldngray]

Shave her legs.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Only a woman could be so lazy that she can't even bath herself.

LMAO

 

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Shave her legs.

Lmao...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Shave her V*.

fixed it for you

 

[Brownslave688]

A 6-pack is less than some off those stupid cards.

I always get a funny card. Nothing with any feelings bull .


Actually tried it one year. The wife said you waited to late and that's all they had left isn't it. Lmao

 

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My wife would think I was definitely up to no good...

 

[Brownslave688]

fixed it for you

Like a good wife. Mine has a waxing appointment Saturday.

 

[oldngray]

I always get a funny card. Nothing with any feelings bull .


Actually tried it one year. The wife said you waited to late and that's all they had left isn't it. Lmao

Whatever you do it will be the wrong choice.


Why bother?

 

[Wally]

Deliver the big O. Gift that keeps on giving ...