Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Biter

Egg biter

Go make some pancakes

You need to get back to work...

 

[Turdferguson]

U lie

A lot of times yes, not this time though

 

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A lot of times yes, not this time though

How come?

 

[Turdferguson]

How come?

How come what?

 

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How come what?

I forgot.

 

[Turdferguson]

I forgot.

Me too

 

[Turdferguson]

 

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Speaking of dogs. Yesterday I walked around the corner of this house and saw this huge ass german shepherd laying there. I saw he was on a chain but I didn't know how much room he had. As I put the Dish crap down it heard me and bolted at me barking.

I was like "holy sh*" so I took off and figured I'd just outrun the length of his chain. I was like "ha ha, friend* you, JESUS CHRIST THE CHAIN'S NOT TIED TO ANYTHING" and it was too late to stop now. This prick chased me across the road snarling all the way and didn't stop even after I was in the truck slamming the doors shut.

It took the neighbor to get the assh* under control because apparently the owner just off and left without their D*head dog tied to anything.

Today I was walking up a driveway and a rat dog comes screaming across the driveway next door.

He must have forgotten how long his chain was because all of a sudden he was on his back all four legs in the air!

I fell over laughing

So I pass his house go down to the cul de sac and come by.

His owner is standing there with this look on her face that says "this Leash thing was a good idea"

Until runs after my truck

Because when he hits th end this time his collar comes off

He bolts after my truck so I gun it an he hauls after me

Everytime he starts to let up because he can't catch me I slow down so he renews the chase

Must of followed me for 2 miles

Hope he got home

 

[sailfish]

I forgot.

Come over and we'll do something you'll never forget.

 

[Turdferguson]

 

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Today I was walking up a driveway and a rat dog comes screaming across the driveway next door.

He must have forgotten how long his chain was because all of a sudden he was on his back all four legs in the air!

I fell over laughing

So I pass his house go down to the cul de sac and come by.

His owner is standing there with this look on her face that says "this Leash thing was a good idea"

Until runs after my truck

Because when he hits th end this time his collar comes off

He bolts after my truck so I gun it an he hauls after me

Everytime he starts to let up because he can't catch me I slow down so he renews the chase

Must of followed me for 2 miles

Hope he got home

Now what if someone did this to one of your chickens how would you feel?

 

[sailfish]

Hope he got home

I would've hoped he got lost so I never had to deal with him again.

 

[Operational needs]

Gotta love those classy women. Lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm out.

 

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I'm out.

Me too...

 

[Turdferguson]

I'm out.

Me too...

Good

 

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I'm out.

Me too...

Me three

 

[Turdferguson]

 

[Operational needs]

Me too...

Me three.

 

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Me three.

Night Puddin