UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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I was told tonight I am getting a brand new package car in the next few days. I was surprised when they said it runs on gasoline, not diesel.
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A little something for the MRS.
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How old is you current truck?
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We all know that is yours, girly man. LOL
Dang It! I said no cherry!
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Already slurring your words, girly man. You're gonna be an easy lay for someone tonight.
The couchAlready slurring your words, girly man. You're gonna be an easy lay for someone tonight.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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Not that old---it's only got 116K miles.
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So why does the company think you need a new one?
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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We are getting two new ones and I was asked if I wanted one.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
And, there is a very good chance you will hate it.
They gave me a new truck,last year.
I hated it.....im the only driver in the world, fighting to get an old truck!
No. I was senior driver my last couple years. Every time a new truck came in, the car wash guys would give it to me.
No thanks! All the beeps and chimes drove me crazy. And, I didn't want to break in a new seat to fit my skinny butt!
rod
Retired 23 years
There always is. The only thing that sucks worse than plumbing is fixing 50-70 year old plumbing. You may as well start at the curb and work your way into the house. I wouldn't mind plumbing so much but you always seam to end up standing on your head or working in a space that is only big enough for one hand.
bleedinbrown58
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lol come over...you can call me "couch"
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You can have mine: POS 800, high step, std. tranny, with 850K on the speedo
bleedinbrown58
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How do you manage that high step wih your walker, Senor Q?
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I have a vintage wooden crate for the old glass Coke bottles that I place on the ground at each stop.
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I bet you sumbeechs are all jacked up about going in to work on Founders Day. Upstate has probably been up since 0400 ironing his dress uniform; he make even break out his black patent leather shoes left over from the Air Force days.
I do hope he isn't disappointed with his 25 year service award.
Paper on one side and cardboard on the other. I would be ashamed to present that worthless crap to a 1 year employee.
I do hope he isn't disappointed with his 25 year service award.
Paper on one side and cardboard on the other. I would be ashamed to present that worthless crap to a 1 year employee.
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bleedinbrown58
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Lmao....still can't find Wickles..I have a vintage wooden crate for the old glass Coke bottles that I place on the ground at each stop.
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