Our very good friend and long time Brown Cafe member has finally decided to retire

[anonymous23456]

It is a good time to retire when UPS is going to the crapper!

 

[pkgdriver]

He threw all his brown uniforms in the garbage

Congrats @Future

I made plenty of rags a year ago. Kept 1 shirt to wear out to the strip club.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Congratulations, my good man, not everyone finishes the marathon. Keep your eyes up and your feet moving, you'll find something far better than this circus to occupy your time, a far better purpose. Make us proud and day drink for the next week or so. Cheers buddy!!!

 

[UnionStrong]

Used to have an old science teacher in high school that smelled exactly like those two things you could smell him coming down the hallway. And it lingered for hours lol.

Sounds like you were close……

 

[Manifesto]

I hope you enjoy every minute away from this place! Have to admit I'm quite jealous as I've been thinking a lot recently about how nice retirement will be .... and I'm still 20 or so years away!

 

[542thruNthru]

Congratulations @Future hope you have a long and happy retirement brother.

 

[Coldworld]

Congratulations bud…not an easy road but you made it. Now the real fun begins! Leave ing brown in the rear view mirror.

 

[Johney]

Congratulations you won’t regret your decision.

 

[Wally]

Oh no! RIP brother.

What happened?

One has to move immediately upon retirement if you live in Buffalo, no? Those winters suck.

 

[Mr.Blonde]

Congratulations dude now you have the opportunity to get paid to masterbate….ahh the American dream.

 

[Mr.Blonde]

Why’s one wearing a hajib?

Showing support for the other team.

 

[10:30 resi]

Congratulations @Future , If you had one piece of advice for a driver young his career what would it be?

 

[10:30 resi]

Can't believe no one posted this one yet?

 

[Future]

Congratulations @Future , If you had one piece of advice for a driver young his career what would it be?

Slow and steady !

 

[oldngray]

Slow and steady !

 

[Future]

And my real name is Burt Reynolds….

Well preserved

 

[dogs.bite.me]

Congrats @Future. Happy retirement.

 

[Future]

Congrats @Future. Happy retirement.

Thank You !

 

[BigUnionGuy]

@Future

Good news !

I made a few calls and pulled a few strings.... but, you won't have to pay the .50 for a withdraw card.

You can retire as a member in good standing. Enjoy your retirement brother.

 

[Future]

@Future

Good news !

I made a few calls and pulled a few strings.... but, you won't have to pay the .50 for a withdraw card.

You can retire as a member in good standing. Enjoy your retirement brother.

Woooooo …Thank U