Religion

[bbsam]

Perhaps this might help. A couple of weeks ago the Mormons, you know those guys who look alike dress alike conditioned to think alike showed up at my door. And i said to them : "Look, yes you have a constitutionally protected right to practice your religion. What you do not have is a constitutionally protected right to come onto my property unannounced and uninvited and attempt to forcibly impose your religious views on the occupants of this household in an effort to meet your conversion quota". That was the end of that.

Jeez, bacha. That was kinda dickish. Can’t just say, “No thank you”?

As religiously progressive as I happen to be, most conservative Christians I’ve met ten to be fairly pleasant folks. I just don’t have a lot of religious conversation with them.

 

[bacha29]

Jeez, bacha. That was kinda dickish. Can’t just say, “No thank you”?

As religiously progressive as I happen to be, most conservative Christians I’ve met ten to be fairly pleasant folks. I just don’t have a lot of religious conversation with them.

Sometimes you have to emphatically remind people that they have worship facilities in the neighborhood and if a person wanted to hear their religious views they would attend their services. Moreover as a free agent sinner my agent and I have already rejected the Morman's free agent offer.
A little over a year ago we made it clear that we wanted a 3 year deal plus an option, a signing bonus, my own private hotel suite when we were out "witnessing" and I get to decide which of 5 European nations ( England, Ireland, France Italy, Switzerland none of that Lower Slobovia stuff) I have to do missionary work in. Plus a company car , healthcare for life and a very generous expense account. Certainly not unreasonable considering the money I could have made for them from the currently under served sinner market....... But, like Fedex a year later they're still looking for the lower cost alternative they believe is out the somewhere.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Perhaps this might help. A couple of weeks ago the Mormons, you know those guys who look alike dress alike conditioned to think alike showed up at my door. And i said to them : "Look, yes you have a constitutionally protected right to practice your religion. What you do not have is a constitutionally protected right to come onto my property unannounced and uninvited and attempt to forcibly impose your religious views on the occupants of this household in an effort to meet your conversion quota". That was the end of that.

I bet they went back and told Moroni and now your your name will be removed from the Mormon database and you will not be reborn.

 

[bacha29]

I bet they went back and told Meroni and now your your name will be removed from the Mormon database and you will not be reborn.

Does this mean that I will never win the Warren Jeffs trophy for having the most wives? Some reports say that he had 70 of them. Looks like I've got a ways to go yet. I don't know if I've still got enough sap in my trunk for a job that big but I owe it to God and my faith to go forth and multiply.

 

[BrownFlush]

Mod prison Flush, the Que, they have to okay anything I post before it appears. I will still appreciate your prayers.
Florman, as you call me.
I like that brother

LOL.... maybe I should pray they keep you there! They make it hard on the BC screen to repent. HaHa

 

[BrownFlush]

I bet they went back and told Moroni and now your your name will be removed from the Mormon database and you will not be reborn.

Or become a God and get a planet.

 

[BrownFlush]

Does this mean that I will never win the Warren Jeffs trophy for having the most wives? Some reports say that he had 70 of them. Looks like I've got a ways to go yet. I don't know if I've still got enough sap in my trunk for a job that big but I owe it to God and my faith to go forth and multiply.

Please start leanin' right if you reproduce.

 

[rod]

Jeez, bacha. That was kinda dickish. Can’t just say, “No thank you”?

As religiously progressive as I happen to be, most conservative Christians I’ve met ten to be fairly pleasant folks. I just don’t have a lot of religious conversation with them.

I have no time for them. They get to my house via a private road marked PRIVATE ROAD-do not enter. Then they turn into my driveway marked Private Property. I answer the door and say “apparently you guys can’t read”. Before they can respond I shut the door in their face — screw em. It’s been a couple years since they last visited so maybe they finally got the hint.

 

[rod]

Get off my lawn

 

[BrownFlush]

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Diety?
Fail.

 

[bbsam]

I have no time for them. They get to my house via a private road marked PRIVATE ROAD-do not enter. Then they turn into my driveway marked Private Property. I answer the door and say “apparently you guys can’t read”. Before they can respond I shut the door in their face — screw em. It’s been a couple years since they last visited so maybe they finally got the hint.

Yeah but you’re kinda a grumpy old bastard in all respects.

 

[rod]

Yeah but you’re kinda a grumpy old bastard in all respects.

And don’t you forget it.

 

[BrownFlush]

Diety?
Fail.

Georgia..MouseMan..A Funny.
Are ever not in a pi**ed off critical mode?

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Georgia..MouseMan..A Funny.
Are ever not in a pi**ed off critical mode?

wut

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Georgia..MouseMan..A Funny.
Are ever not in a pi**ed off critical mode?

Wut?

 

[BrownFlush]

Wut?

messin' around..

 

[bacha29]

Please start leanin' right if you reproduce.

Nah, I generally prefer doing it standing straight up.

 

[BrownFlush]

Nah, I generally prefer doing it standing straight up.

Facing the wall?

 

[El Correcto]