Retired today!!!
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You probably popped viagra's like M&M"s
Being dressed like that I'm sure a woman cannot keep their hands off of you
JoesUPSacct
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ups will know i'm retired when i drive my entire route in reverse gear.
rod
Retired 23 years
That is the stupidest retiring plans story I've ever heard.
I knew a couple guys who "stuck it to the company" on their last day. One guy just drove around all day and didn't deliver anything, then he made his pickups throwing all the pickup pieces on top of the deliveries brought the whole mess back to the building and punched out. The other guy parked his truck out back by the shop tossed his diad in the cargo area and snuck out the back gate, they didn't find it til around 1100 or so. Imho all these guys really did was stick it to the other drivers who had to stay out late delivering all that crap. Sure they made the building management mad for a day or so but a week later nobody cared. If you don't want to work your last day just call in sick, otherwise just go in and do your job.
Babagounj
Strength through joy
I had thought out plans for how to mark my last day, too. ( was working 6pm-3am )
But I had scheduled surgery for later that day and I ended up on disability for 6 months.
So none of my ideas could be carried out.
On my last official day , I did return to clean out my locker but no one was around to say goodbye to.
However since I had a master key to the lockers, I unlocked a bunch of the old unused ones.
( I still have that key just in case someone wants it )
But I had scheduled surgery for later that day and I ended up on disability for 6 months.
So none of my ideas could be carried out.
On my last official day , I did return to clean out my locker but no one was around to say goodbye to.
However since I had a master key to the lockers, I unlocked a bunch of the old unused ones.
( I still have that key just in case someone wants it )
rod
Retired 23 years
I still have a key for my old center and can still open letter boxes---------you would think ................................after all these years.........
JoesUPSacct
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rod
Retired 23 years
If you are talking about letter boxes ours always opened with a combination lock. Just for the hell of it I opened one up a couple years ago---still had the same combination as it did 19 years ago.
rod
Retired 23 years
nope
rod
Retired 23 years
I'm going to check that out sometime next week. That makes it official---I have something to do
JoesUPSacct
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rod
Retired 23 years
What do you guys care? It sounds like nobody has a problem pissing in their trucks now days rather than spending a couple of minutes actually using a restroom.
728ups
All Trash No Trailer
I play in a bar band on the weekend. I usually wear the Red Tie/ Red Belt/ Red Boots at shows. I rock for an old man lol
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Retired 2020. Not my Problem Anymore!
Darmark7
Retired 2020. Not my Problem Anymore!
After retiring last November I’m getting back in a band of guys that I played with over 40 yrs ago when we was 17 yrs old. They always wanted me to be in their band but UPS hours always kept me out. Now after retiring I can enjoy the things I never had time for!
I talk to people that retired and get depressed or feel no purpose in life. I never felt UPS cared about me nor did I have the illusion that I was something special to UPS so me walking away after 39+ years was so easy. I left with no recognition or even a mention that I was retiring and I think that mind set has served me very well after retiring. it has been the easiest transition I have ever made!
I talk to people that retired and get depressed or feel no purpose in life. I never felt UPS cared about me nor did I have the illusion that I was something special to UPS so me walking away after 39+ years was so easy. I left with no recognition or even a mention that I was retiring and I think that mind set has served me very well after retiring. it has been the easiest transition I have ever made!
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