Snow shovels are junk these days!

[rod]

Any of you Fairys use one of these faggy things?

 

[Operational needs]

I’m sooooo happy I don’t have to shovel snow anymore! Thank God! Used to hate having to wake up extra early to shovel my car out so I could get to work.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I’m sooooo happy I don’t have to shovel snow anymore! Thank God! Used to hate having to wake up extra early to shovel my car out so I could get to work.

I'd rather shovel than have to worry about a hurricane

 

[Oh Shoot]

I'd rather shovel than have to worry about a hurricane

Do you get snow every year?

It's not every year we get a hurricane directly

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do you get snow every year?

It's not every year we get a hurricane directly

No hurricanes

 

[rod]

Do you get snow every year?

It's not every year we get a hurricane directly

But you do have to worry about it.

 

[KearsargeCoop]

Moving snow makes you a man.

 

[vantexan]

Moving snow makes you a man.

Would explain all the butch women shoveling snow.

 

[Wally]

This isn't 1973

Snow is snow. Today's product of plastic-manual snow removing tools is far inferior to its predecessor.

 

[KearsargeCoop]

Snow is snow. Today's product of plastic-manual snow removing tools is far inferior to its predecessor.

Well yes, of course. Following the lead of every other product. Disposable is better. Use for a limited time, break, replace
It's disgusting.

 

[Oh Shoot]

But you do have to worry about it.

I don't worry...hurricane parties is where it's at

 

[burrheadd]

Snow is snow. Today's product of plastic-manual snow removing tools is far inferior to its predecessor.

Real men jump behind one of these bad boys
Snow shovels are for homos

 

[Wally]

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Real men jump behind one of these bad boys
Snow shovels are for homos

Lose the housing. Its embarrassing. Real men come in frost covered.

 

[BSWALKS]

 

[newfie]

There is this place called the Internet that can get you anything your heart desires.

do you wear that mask when you moderate

 

[newfie]

This isn't 1973

I asked AI what happened to snow shovels in 1973 , you're welcome:

In the winter of 1973, a clandestine group of disgruntled meteorologists known as "The Frosty Five" convened in a dimly lit basement, their faces illuminated by the flickering glow of a Bunsen burner. Their nefarious plot: Operation Snow Day Sabotage. The plan was simple yet diabolical - weaken the structural integrity of snow shovels across the nation, causing them to snap under the weight of heavy snowfall. This would sow chaos and discontent, forcing communities to grind to a halt and yearn for the warmth of summer.

The Frosty Five, armed with an arsenal of corrosive agents and a network of unsuspecting hardware store employees, meticulously carried out their plan. They infiltrated factories, tampering with the manufacturing process, and even replaced high-quality shovels with inferior knock-offs. As the first snowflakes fell, a sense of anticipation filled the air, not just for a winter wonderland, but for the impending wave of broken shovels and frustrated citizens. The Frosty Five watched from their hideout, sipping hot cocoa, their hearts filled with a chilling glee.

 

[newfie]

I'd rather shovel than have to worry about a hurricane

from what I've seen you would be able to shovel sand after a hurricane. hope that helps

 

[Wally]

do you wear that mask when you moderate

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

from what I've seen you would be able to shovel sand after a hurricane. hope that helps

Thanks Dave

 

[newfie]

Thanks Dave

now that really hurt