The New Roseanne Show

[Brownslave688]

I think it would work better if it were part comedy and part serious. That's when the old Roseanne worked so well.

I only saw the first episode but this is exactly what it did.



Maybe you should stick to green acres

 

[MyTripisCut]

I think they were referring to the tall daughter looking like her mother (Darlene)

Ohhhh.

yeah? that's Darlene? View attachment 190283

Nope.

yeah, that's why I said "the girl" I don't know her name. maybe I should have said daughter because I didn't mean Darlene looks like Darlene.

Maybe, what’s your name?

 

[BSWALKS]

Jackie was already a long distance truck driver. Was the Sandra Bernhart character ever a stripper?

I believe you're confusing this show with BJ & the Bear. Was there a chimpanzee too?

 

[Covemastah]

Maybe Rosanne could strip for you.

Nooooooooooo

 

[BSWALKS]

Nooooooooooo

Pretty please with sprinkles on top?

 

[MyTripisCut]

I believe you're confusing this show with BJ & the Bear. Was there a chimpanzee too?

Someone say BJ? Those were the days.....

 

[Covemastah]

Bjs left behind on the honeymoon @MyTripisCut ??

 

[olroadbeech]

what has Roseanne left out?

the show has gays
daughter wanting artificial insemination for money
daughter with her own disfunctional family
son in inter-racial marriage?
weenie son in law
sex addict mother
defeated husband
bi-gender grandson?
wacky psycho sister

what story lines would salvage this show?

 

[Covemastah]

what has Roseanne left out?

the show has gays
daughter wanting artificial insemination for money
daughter with her own disfunctional family
son in inter-racial marriage?
weenie son in law
sex addict mother
defeated husband
bi-gender grandson?
wacky psycho sister

what story lines would salvage this show?

Maybe the writers needed a good sit down wth the Rev Billy Graham
Before he passed

 

[BSWALKS]

what has Roseanne left out?

the show has gays
daughter wanting artificial insemination for money
daughter with her own disfunctional family
son in inter-racial marriage?
weenie son in law
sex addict mother
defeated husband
bi-gender grandson?
wacky psycho sister

what story lines would salvage this show?

What they need to do is write in a new character. Maybe a truck driver, that moonlights as a stripper.

 

[oldngray]

what has Roseanne left out?

the show has gays
daughter wanting artificial insemination for money
daughter with her own disfunctional family
son in inter-racial marriage?
weenie son in law
sex addict mother
defeated husband
bi-gender grandson?
wacky psycho sister

what story lines would salvage this show?

Its not liberal enough?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

yeah? that's Darlene? View attachment 190283

That's Darlene's daughter.

 

[silenze]

That's Darlene's daughter.

Woof

 

[cryssyx3]

That's Darlene's daughter.

yes. that was established. thanks anyway.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

yes. that was established. thanks anyway.

I'm sorry, do you have any idea who you are speaking to?

 

[moreluck]

I'm sorry, do you have any idea who you are speaking to?

The biggest sheep herder in N.Y.?

 

[old levi's]

Never watched the first one, certainly not going to watch the second one.

 

[Sportello]

She is one funny lady!

 

[moreluck]

Someone say BJ? Those were the days.....

Not BJ,……... DJ. It stands for David Jacob

 

[over9five]

Was the Sandra Bernhart character ever a stripper?

Don't know what she did on the show, but she DID pose for Playboy magazine.

Or so a friend told me...