The ( OFFICIAL ) angry Contract results thread!

[Returntosender]

Amazon to buy all of UPS next month

 

[FrigidFTSup]

doing Electronic voting only was a bad idea by the way

Chill out bro. It got voted down. That shouldn’t have been a surprise. Post some memes. Mock some idiots. Enjoy your Friday night

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Please. I’m marginally less of a lackey than you are. They won’t even listen to my lunch recommendations.

We all want a contract and for this to be over with.

 

[Returntosender]

People here summoned me I didn’t summon them

 

[upssalesguy]

Lol, who needs excuses, pull up ORION and give them a handout.

Because those customers pay your absurdly high salaries?

 

[Smashmouth]

So now what piddly changes are going to be made to get this to pass??...or better yet, what small concession is going to be made and then the company will utter the magic “final offer” words and Poof!...Heres your contract!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

The company couldn't find a Russian to hack them?

Putin and Hoffa are boys

 

[llamainmypocket]

You should have voted

I did but you promised us a strike. Where is it?

 

[geneva54]

Do not sell yourselves short. The drivers ARE UPS. Without you there is NO UPS. I really hope you get what you deserve.

 

[Turdferguson]

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Place is loaded with management scum tonight scurrying out of their cubicles to rile up the membership

 

[FrigidFTSup]

We all want a contract and for this to be over with.

I’m tired of hearing about it. I want it to pass so I can treat people like garbage again.

 

[upssalesguy]

Chill out bro. It got voted down. That shouldn’t have been a surprise. Post some memes. Mock some idiots. Enjoy your Friday night

You should see the sales talking points we are getting. Management at this company is just as dumb as the union.

fellas. Let’s work this one out. Please?

 

[Turdferguson]

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You need to change your signature …….scab supporter. Whos winning the game. Redsox or the union busters?

 

[Jackburton]

Because those customers pay your absurdly high salaries?

No, they pay my salary so you can get paid your absurdly high salary.

Your position can be done from a phone bank in India, customers don’t need to ever see you. You offer nothing more than what a calculator on a website can do

Your job is meaningless and provides no real value to the company.

Enjoy your company “transformation”.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Looks like I can push off cutting the grass until Monday since we are off.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Place is loaded with management scum tonight scurrying out of their cubicles to rile up the membership

I heard in the counter offer Hoffa agreed to let us fire all the counter clerks in exchange for a company car

 

[Wilson1397]

You should see the sales talking points we are getting. Management at this company is just as dumb as the union.

And apparently the salesman too.

 

[MyTripisCut]

You should see the sales talking points we are getting. Management at this company is just as dumb as the union.

fellas. Let’s work this one out. Please?

I could only imagine. We guarantee that at least two sides of your package won’t be crushed with stuff hanging out the sides? That’ll win some accounts!

 

[upssalesguy]

And apparently the salesman too.

You seem smart

 

[MyTripisCut]

You need to change your signature …….scab supporter. Whos winning the game. Redsox or the union busters?

The spoon thieves....