Those moments!!

asphaltcowboy

Well-Known Member
True I'll probably load up on supplies Monday seems like I always need something on area. Oh and upstate as for us as drivers we are not Allowed to fill out the asd only the customer. Long story short I learned this from security when they tried to put me under article 10 to pay back a high value I picked up worth 3500 said I should of turned it in. When we have a sign in OMS saying only turn in 5000 and up ground 2000 for air. Never had to pay for it but it's bs they can try and charge us for stuff they lose.
 

MC4YOU2

Wherever I see Trump, it smells like he's Putin.
Pull up to a resi stop and you decide to take a piss in a bottle. As you come out the customer is waiting for you wanting their pkg. Hope she didn't hear that

Or as you're digging around in back for her pkgs, you release your pent up gas with a hearty blast, and the whole family is at your side door now.
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
True I'll probably load up on supplies Monday seems like I always need something on area. Oh and upstate as for us as drivers we are not Allowed to fill out the asd only the customer. Long story short I learned this from security when they tried to put me under article 10 to pay back a high value I picked up worth 3500 said I should of turned it in. When we have a sign in OMS saying only turn in 5000 and up ground 2000 for air. Never had to pay for it but it's bs they can try and charge us for stuff they lose.

Not allowed to fill out ASD's? We do it all the time.

High values $5K or more must be controlled.
 

MC4YOU2

Wherever I see Trump, it smells like he's Putin.
It's 15 min til your pickups start. You calculate how many stops you can pop off before you start them. You quickly glance only at the spa number, grab a dr stop off the shelf, bail out, porch it, stop complete. On the way back to the truck, you notice the address is still in your list because; you either have 2 pkgs for that stop or it's actually for the house across the street.
 

MC4YOU2

Wherever I see Trump, it smells like he's Putin.
You go into a small office like a dentist, accountant or the like with only one receptionist. Normally she's always at the desk, but today the place is like a ghost town. You call out, Hello UPS. Then you hear the faint sound of tinkling.
 

Oh4ore

Member
On a military base. During qualification. No area knowledge. A little girl, 8 or 9, is on a bike trying to bring home a big package by herself that the USPS gave her at the mailboxes. She stopped me after I DR'd a resi and asked if i could help her bring it to her house. Really? Really!!?? I couldn't say no. I asked here where her house was on the street. I figured, take the package, zoom ahead and drop it at the door. Back on trace. She didn't know the house number. Just moved in. she rode ahead on the sidewalk for what seemed forever! You know, "tick tock, tick tock" All the while... In my head I'm saying come on, come on COME ON! WHAT KID DOESNT KNOW WHERE THEY LIVE!!!!!!! Also, 1st time delivering to a business and they give you the stink eye and snotty comment that receiving is around back.
 

TooTechie

Geek in Brown
Or as you're digging around in back for her pkgs, you release your pent up gas with a hearty blast, and the whole family is at your side door now.
Or you let out the longest loudest one of your life outside a freight elevator on an empty loading dock then less than a second later the elevator opens and you're met with a horrified uncomfortable look on an older woman's face.
 
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