Tooner Retired Today 1/3/17

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Only 30 year or so left.

Me too.

 

[clean hairy]

Less than 4 yrs left.

 

[BaggyPants]

Enjoy every retired day!!!! Congrats!

 

[WorknLateHuh]

I'm sure words can't describe what it's like punching out for that last time.

 

[rod]

Congratulations Tooner. Sit back and relax for awhile before you make any big decisions on whats next. Stick around on the BC. I need all the retired people backup I can get.

 

[rod]

I'm sure words can't describe what it's like punching out for that last time.

I was always going to cut off the shipping label on the last package I delivered in 30 years and frame it but never did.

 

[bottomups]

I think I'm going to misdeliver my last stop.

 

[Brownslave688]

Congrats @toonertoo

 

[clean hairy]

I think I'm going to misdeliver my last stop.

On your last day:
Have all your NDA be 5-10 min late!
Back as much as you want, as far as you want.
Leave your bulkhead door open while driving.
Take your full lunch, then punch back in. Go back in to the lunch stop, and spend 15 min sitting on the toilet on the clock.
Ignore Orion completely, see how low a % you can go.
Come in 2 hrs over.
If the green light goes on to help another Driver, message back "no thanks!"
What are they going to? Write you up with a Warning letter on your last day?
They going to fire you?
Make your last day fun!

 

[PASinterference]

Congrats girl !!!! With all you have put up with, I hope you gave your world class mgmt team a big ole bird on your way out.

 

[olroadbeech]

My last day I gave 110% as usual but the bird I gave them was not letting a soul know it was my last day.

( except HR and the center manager 5 weeks prior )

 

[bottomups]

I plan on taking most of my browns, stuffing them in a garbage bag and tossing them in the TP60 with my pick up pieces & DIAD. Attached will be a note that I will no longer participate in peddling parcels at a prestigious pace for them.

 

[haller]

 

[35years]

Congrats Tooner.

I am sure everyone appreciates your kind words on this forum.
(And your spunk when dealing with 2 specific situations)

 

[Bad Gas!]

Way to go To on

I'm right behind you. Mid march- I will vacation out..

 

[Catatonic]

Welcome to the club Toons!
Life just got better.
Find your purpose(s) and have fun.

 

[El Correcto]

 

[brett636]

Congrats Tooner! I'm right behind you with just under 25 years go to. Enjoy that retirement!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Well Scratch, you're next.

I have a feeling that I will retire (18 months) before he does.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

On your last day:
Have all your NDA be 5-10 min late!
Back as much as you want, as far as you want.
Leave your bulkhead door open while driving.
Take your full lunch, then punch back in. Go back in to the lunch stop, and spend 15 min sitting on the toilet on the clock.
Ignore Orion completely, see how low a % you can go.
Come in 2 hrs over.
If the green light goes on to help another Driver, message back "no thanks!"
What are they going to? Write you up with a Warning letter on your last day?
They going to fire you?
Make your last day fun!

...or you could continue to be the professional that you were for the previous 29+ years...