As moderator, I will sit in the chat room, three sessions a day and teach all of you how to be better employees. Also I will teach all young management how to do union work without getting caught. Most importantly I will be a father figure to all of you, and my presence alone will make you more intelligent. I have a tested IQ in the top 4% of the country, who better to be a big brother on here.
Anyone whos a union memeber VOTE NO