SolidWoodPanel
Probably the Greatest American Alive
Officially turtle-human hybrid
Was the surgery painful?Officially turtle-human hybrid
Shiiiit, not four wordsSurgery no, They just dipped my sack of tads into a arctic vortex. Felt weird for a few seconds, then just warm and familiar. Way better than that time they snipped me foreskins and didn't offer a bronzed medallion
I have done itShiiiit, not four words
Nobody's a pioneer anymore....I have done it
Twas a collector's itemBronzed Foreskin! For Sale!
“Break your mommas back”
Just woke up againGet back to sleep!
That’s a good thing.Just woke up again
Feeling the Christmas RushThat’s a good thing.
Puck? Or tad poles?Slipped passed the goalie
Something on your chinPuck? Or tad poles?