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moreluck

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So now he's the "chartreuse chandelier"................................??

Green Lantern relaunched as brave, mighty and gay - Yahoo! News
 

over9five

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So now he's the "chartreuse chandelier"................................??

Green Lantern relaunched as brave, mighty and gay - Yahoo! News
I just don't see the use in this. I thought the same thing when that Harry Potter author suddenly declared one of her characters was gay. Do we need to know this? Does it make any difference to the story?
They just do it for the free advertising they get from the "coming out" story.
 

texan

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Bear interrupts graduation ceremony

BAKERSFIELD, Calif., June 1 (UPI) -- A black bear interrupted a California elementary school's water-gun party
and drew stares from an outdoor graduation ceremony at the adjacent middle school.

Bakersfield School District officials said the young bear, estimated to weigh about 200 pounds, was seen roaming
through the parking lot of Ramon Garza Elementary School Thursday morning, and more than 75 fifth-graders having
a water-gun party on the playground had to be rushed inside as the bear approached the school's fence, the
Los Angeles Times reported Friday.

The animal caught stares from more than 600 parents attending a graduation ceremony on the Sierra
Middle School side of a chain-link fence.


Read more: Bear interrupts graduation ceremony - UPI.com
 

texan

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Wonder what is in the water in this place?

Nine sets of twins to graduate together

LEHMAN, Texas, May 31 (UPI) -- Officials at a Texas high school said they have nine sets of twins set
to graduate during the upcoming ceremony.

Administrators at Lehman High School in Kyle said they did not realize how many sets of twins were in
the graduating class until they were tallied up by Caitlyn and Kyle Banda, twins who are both on the
yearbook staff, the Austin American-Statesman reported Thursday.

"Now I know I'm not going crazy when I see one here, then another over there," said Marty Martinez, the
assistant principal over the senior class. "I never really realized the number -- nine."

The school said the number of twins falls short of the world record 13 sets of graduating
twins, which was set by a Connecticut high school in 2010.
However, another Connecticut high school may take the record in 2016, when
16 sets of twins are scheduled to graduate.


Read more: Nine sets of twins to graduate together - UPI.com
 

moreluck

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The results of statistics

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed 2. All polar bears are left-handed 3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear

1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles
2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles
3. Work stuffs up your eyesight

1. All dogs are animals
2. All cats are animals
3. Therefore, all dogs are cats

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant
 

over9five

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Hiker photo confirms rare wolverine sighting in California | Fox News

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moreluck

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You have to ask yourself, who would pay money to see a one-man show with Mike Tyson ???

Ex-boxer Mike Tyson to take a bite out of Broadway - Yahoo! News
 

over9five

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Adidas cancels 'shackle' shoes after outcry | National News - WCVB Home


Well, at least it gave Jesse Jackson another opportunity to come out from under his rock....
 
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