Wacky News

[texan]

Urologists offer pizza with a vasectomy.

SANDWHICH, Mass., March 15 (UPI) -- A Cape Cod, Mass., urologist is offering a free pizza to men who are
seeking vasectomies in March, officials said.

The Urology Associates of Cape Cod is running TV commercials offering a free pizza with a vasectomy, the
Cape Cod (Mass.) Times reported Thursday


Read more: Urologists offer pizza with a vasectomy - UPI.com

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Urologists offer pizza with a vasectomy.

SANDWHICH, Mass., March 15 (UPI) -- A Cape Cod, Mass., urologist is offering a free pizza to men who are
seeking vasectomies in March, officials said.

The Urology Associates of Cape Cod is running TV commercials offering a free pizza with a vasectomy, the
Cape Cod (Mass.) Times reported Thursday


Read more: Urologists offer pizza with a vasectomy - UPI.com

All I got was a really close haircut.

 

[dilligaf]

All I got was a really close haircut.

​Isn't that stubble a bitch???

 

[Big Babooba]

Urologists offer pizza with a vasectomy.

SANDWHICH, Mass., March 15 (UPI) -- A Cape Cod, Mass., urologist is offering a free pizza to men who are
seeking vasectomies in March, officials said.

The Urology Associates of Cape Cod is running TV commercials offering a free pizza with a vasectomy, the
Cape Cod (Mass.) Times reported Thursday

Read more: Urologists offer pizza with a vasectomy - UPI.com

No anchovies please!

 

[texan]

Police: 'Blind' man had driver's license.

ROME, March 17 (UPI) -- A man who claimed to be legally blind has a valid driver's license, police in Rome say.

The 68-year-old was charged Friday with aggravated insurance fraud and making false statements, Italian
news agency ANSA reported.

The man was allegedly collecting disability payments for his vision problems.

Investigators say the man was asked to come into the police station to go over some paper work. While there, he
was filmed reading and signing documents.

Police also reported him to the motor vehicles' department.


Read more: Police: 'Blind' man had driver's license - UPI.com

 

[texan]

Credit card theft 'a comedy of errors'.

MANOR, Pa., March 16 (UPI) -- Police in Pennsylvania said they arrested a man who handed a store clerk, who
recognized him from school, a card stolen from the clerk's mother.

Manor police said Joshua Devonshire, 19, handed a stolen credit card to a clerk at the Turkey Hill gas station
around 1 a.m. Tuesday and the clerk, who recognized Devonshire from school, recognized the card as belonging
to her mother, the Lancaster Intelligencer Journal reported Friday.


Devonshire fled the store and the woman's mother later told police she spotted a man, later identified as
Devonshire, attempting to break into her car in an apparent attempt to return stolen items.

Police said Devonshire, who is suspected of other vehicle burglaries in the area, was arrested later in the day
when a resident reported a man and a woman sleeping in a car.

"Not to make light of this, but, really, this entire incident was a comedy of errors," police Sgt. Jim Alexander
said. "Some people just aren't cut out to be criminals."

Devonshire was charged with two counts of theft and one count of access device fraud. He was taken to the
Lancaster County jail in lieu of $3,000 bail.


Read more: Credit card theft 'a comedy of errors' - UPI.com

 

[moreluck]

I heard on the news this morning that some doctor in Cleveland was going to fly and the TSA found a gun in his bag. He says his wife packed his bag.

I'd never even thought of this diabolical move before....she probably wanted to put his arse away and decided to do it this way. Brilliant!!

 

[moreluck]

And they let him out again??? 6 times and I'd say he's chronic.....lock him up jail or psyche ward.

OC Bus Molester: Convicted Sex Offender Arrested for Allegedly Assaulting Teenage Girl on Orange County Bus - ktla.com

 

[moreluck]

People would look at your hand and say. "Nice acrylic ring !"

Behold, the first all-diamond, diamond ring. From... | FOX411 - Entertainment Blog | Fox News

 

[moreluck]

EEEwwwwwww!!

Alicia Silverstone Chews Food For Her 11-month-old Child, Bear Blu | Fox News

 

[over9five]

Deceased New York Woman's Brain 'lost' During Autopsy | Fox News

Really, will she miss it???

 

[moreluck]

Who would want that fat old bastard???

Alec Baldwin engaged to 28 year-old girlfriend - Yahoo! News

 

[moreluck]

What is with that McDonald's worker in Maryland and the 3rd winning lottery ticket ??
That gets weirder every day !! Now she can't find the ticket.

 

[moreluck]

I'm just glad it's not that McDonald's employee........she's an idiot!!

Mega Mystery Solved: Winning Maryland Lottery Ticket Claimed | Fox News

 

[moreluck]

So, they are afraid of a couple of extra lbs., but not a tube coming out of their nose for 10 days....that's sick !!

The K-E Diet: Brides-to-Be Using Feeding Tubes to Rapidly Shed Pounds - Yahoo!

 

[menotyou]

So, they are afraid of a couple of extra lbs., but not a tube coming out of their nose for 10 days....that's sick !!

The K-E Diet: Brides-to-Be Using Feeding Tubes to Rapidly Shed Pounds - Yahoo!

OMG!!!! Are you kidding me? That's insane!!!! You should look beautiful, yes. But, why did the guy/gal fall in love with you? Did you have a feeding tube in your nose then?

 

[menotyou]

Water main break on Ft. Drum

 

[moreluck]

Titleholder of longest with bullet in head dies | Fox News

 

[over9five]

Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride


So, why is he "unable to engage in sexual activities"??

 

[menotyou]

Gee. I wonder where you go that story?????