No, I don't know directions to every address in Ohio and no, I don't know every employee to have ever worked at UPS.
That is one of my pet peeves too...lol
Oh you work for UPS...do you know a driver named Joe? (Yeah one or 75...lol)
Yeah just a few.
Oh, his last name is Smith.
I'm not sure....maybe..
You know Joe...he's like 40ish, tall, kinda bald, he drives the brown UPS truck...got a mermaid tattoo on his leg....
(Still no clue) ohh...sure...Joe, yea. I know Joe...he's a good guy.
Next time I'm saying I work for the IRS....ever try saying that when someone asks you where you work? They give you that look like you just said, "Hi, I killed my whole family with an axe"...lmao