You would be the expert on
comments. You have people that think the company should pay them to sit on the crapper all day. Someone who quickly takes care of their business and is not in the bathroom a lot does not get the grief you're talking about.
But what usually happens in these cases is someone is getting us for regularly timed long bathroom breaks and we are the bad guys that say hey johnny I'm not paying you for all those bathroom breaks.
So you guys give each other pointers on how to embarass managment into backing off and what you're really doing is giving each other pointers on how to sit on the crapper and get paid for doing nothing.