What is the stupidest thing you have done while DRUNK.

[UnionStrong]

Wingman of the year. Please.... try living in California and helping your boy out by sleeping with her dragqueen friend!

There was a lot of fuzzy navals that night and therapy afterwards.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

I literally don't remember, but it was probably spectacular.

 

[allahuakbar]

Went into work and kissed my center manager on the mouth.

 

[burrheadd]

You just give and give, a real humanitarian lol

I’am only one man

 

[burrheadd]

Wingman of the year. Please.... try living in California and helping your boy out by sleeping with her dragqueen friend!

There was a lot of fuzzy navals that night and therapy afterwards.

I think I came in 2nd place

 

[Covemastah]

Took one for the team had to bang a fat girl so my buddy could do her hot friend
Had to be wasted for that
Nominated for “wingman of the year”

She's only fat , if she can't fit into a 78 Ford LTD wagon

 

[burrheadd]

She's only fat , if she can't fit into a 78 Ford LTD wagon

Lmao
Ok,I guess she was just big boned that’s what grandma used to call them

 

[rod]

Lmao
Ok,I guess she was just big boned that’s what grandma used to call them

BIg Boned?---my wife used to use that line until I pointed out to her that in every picture or movie that has shown real shots of the 6 mllion Jews killed by the Nazis you will never see a "Big Bone".

 

[UnionStrong]

BIg Boned?---my wife used to use that line until I pointed out to her that in every picture or movie that has shown real shots of the 6 mllion Jews killed by the Nazis you will never see a "Big Bone".

Lol

 

[542thruNthru]

BIg Boned?---my wife used to use that line until I pointed out to her that in every picture or movie that has shown real shots of the 6 mllion Jews killed by the Nazis you will never see a "Big Bone".

Good god... that's your go to for debunking the big bone line?

When kids ask you if Santa is real do you show them videos of people jumping out of the burning twin towers and say "no human can travel that fast. See!"

 

[rod]

Good god... that's your go to for debunking the big bone line?

When kids ask you if Santa is real do you show them videos of people jumping out of the burning twin towers and say "no human can travel that fast. See!"

I thought it was an excellent way of debunking the Big Bone myth. Are you Big Boned?

 

[rod]

Good god... that's your go to for debunking the big bone line?

When kids ask you if Santa is real do you show them videos of people jumping out of the burning twin towers and say "no human can travel that fast. See!"

I hate to break it to you but there is no Santa Clause.

 

[rod]

 

[542thruNthru]

I thought it was an excellent way of debunking the Big Bone myth. Are you Big Boned?

Ask @Wilson1397 wife about my bone

 

[542thruNthru]

I hate to break it to you but there is no Santa Clause.

 

[Johney]

I hate to break it to you but there is no Santa Clause.

Bull he vacation’s here in Florida

 

[UnionStrong]

I thought it was an excellent way of debunking the Big Bone myth. Are you Big Boned?

Just bone headed

 

[rod]

Just bone headed

I think on that we can all agree.

 

[Operational needs]

Wingman of the year. Please.... try living in California and helping your boy out by sleeping with her dragqueen friend!

There was a lot of fuzzy navals that night and therapy afterwards.

You know it was really the other way around. He was YOUR wingman so you could get the drag queen. Lol.

 

[UnionStrong]

You know it was really the other way around. He was YOUR wingman so you could get the drag queen. Lol.

He was hoping for the drag queen