What should I get my wife for our anniversary?

[Dis-organized Labor]

It looks like the Bag of Dog*** is 2/3 ahead!!!

 

[Big Babooba]

The tried and true perfect gift, a Craftsman 7/16ths brake line wrench.

Are you serious? I had to pay for that car! I'd like to have something left to trade in on my new Porsche.

 

[moreluck]

 

[Big Babooba]

Get it while it's hot!!!

 

[BLACKBOX]

Matching Tats!

 

[toonertoo]

Doing well is the best revenge.

Send her a card, kill her with kindness. Let her know your life has gone on, and you hold no ill will. You will screw her mind up so bad, and you wont have to see it to know.

 

[ajblakejr]

Doing well is the best revenge.

Send her a card, kill her with kindness. Let her know your life has gone on, and you hold no ill will. You will screw her mind up so bad, and you wont have to see it to know.

I agree.
This is great advice.

 

[Jones]

Cut your losses and move on. However it ended it's over now and hanging on to that bitterness will only hurt you. When you don't think about her anymore, you win. jmho.

 

[Dizzee]

Doing well is the best revenge.

Send her a card, kill her with kindness. Let her know your life has gone on, and you hold no ill will. You will screw her mind up so bad, and you wont have to see it to know.

Send the card, but not in your handwriting. Make sure the handwriting is nice and girlie. Then add just a tiny hint of perfume to it.

 

[ajblakejr]

Send the card, but not in your handwriting. Make sure the handwriting is nice and girlie. Then add just a tiny hint of perfume to it.

I will donate my handwriting and my perfume.

 

[dilligaf]

I will donate my handwriting and my perfume.

Jo Malone, I hope.

 

[ajblakejr]

Jo Malone, I hope.

Ohhhh yeah!

Blue Agave and.......

 

[dilligaf]

Ohhhh yeah!

Blue Agave and.......

Oh hell ya!!!!!!!!!

 

[705red]

Considering she is an ex -

• One 28 year old on your arm would do it.
• Two twenty year old something females equal to her current age for a "Big" sandwich.

Just suggestions.

I like your idea.

And here are your two volunteers!

 

[705red]

I still think this would be the best gift -
It would make me see RED.
Snap a picture.
Wear a BIG smile.

I never forced you to do anything! You came on your own!

 

[dilligaf]

I never forced you to do anything! You came on your own!

Again and again and again and again..............................

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

Again and again and again and again..............................

With no end?? Not even for ice and some romance???

 

[dilligaf]

With no end?? Not even for ice and some romance???

There is always time for romance or at least there should be.

 

[trplnkl]

I say go out and be the best bachelor that you can be. Forget that you were married and live your life to the fullest. The more you think about her, the harder it is to free yourself from your past and move on.

Doing well is the best revenge.

Send her a card, kill her with kindness. Let her know your life has gone on, and you hold no ill will. You will screw her mind up so bad, and you wont have to see it to know.

Cut your losses and move on. However it ended it's over now and hanging on to that bitterness will only hurt you. When you don't think about her anymore, you win. jmho.

The three best serious answers, IMHO

but then you could send her a Thank You card for your release from a living hell....attached to 28 black roses.

 

[toonertoo]

And it is always great to send that thank you card with someone who is going, Oh I dont know, Mexico, Aruba, Hawaii, so they can mail it for you, from there. to somewhere warm, where the women are all beautiful, and you are so enjoying yourself with your newly svelte body, like when you go on the cruise. But thats too far away, so you need to find that vacationer now.