You Know You are Getting Old When...

[pretender]

​.......and you find them really hot!

Well, I did watch Murder She Wrote the other night, and Angela Lansbury was looking pretty good.

 

[Rico]

Ah....only a man can be a doctor........???

​No. That your grandkids are really young.

 

[rod]

A friend of mine had hip replacement surgery on Friday. His surgon was a young gal that used to come over to his house and sell him Girl Scout cookies. Classic Rock and Oldie Goldies Rule!

 

[gingerkat]

When you have to explain a dirty 80's movie reference to a bunch of young male accountants.

 

[jumpman23]

Funny as hell

 

[jumpman23]

 

[cachsux]

I am so going to see this.


Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa - Official Trailer - YouTube

 

[jumpman23]

Funny dude

 

[serenity now]

.........when you wake up during the night with one leg thrown across your wife's hips and you can't remember if you were making your move, or halfway through the dismount.

 

[cachsux]

.........when you wake up during the night with one leg thrown across your wife's hips and you can't remember if you were making your move, or halfway through the dismount.

If it makes a sound like peeling velcro it was a dismount.

 

[serenity now]

If it makes a sound like peeling velcro it was a dismount.

The voice of experience...............