Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
INTELLECTUAL JOKES
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, We don't serve noble gases here.
He doesn't react.
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, We don't serve noble gases here.
He doesn't react.
Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
INTELLECTUAL JOKES
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.
Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
INTELLECTUAL JOKES
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
INTELLECTUAL JOKES
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything".
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything".
Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
INTELLECTUAL JOKES
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Whitelexus
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Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
You had to hand it to her
You had to hand it to her
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Starting the car for the long trip back into the city, Thorn and Bill said their final good-byes to their good friend, Curly David.
"Thanks for puttin' us up for the weekend, pal," said Thorn.
"The food was great, the booze and dope were superb, and I really enjoyed friendg your wife."
Shortly after hitting the road, Bill turned to Thorn and said, "I hope you weren't serious about enjoying friendg his wife!"
"No, I wasn't serious. She was lousy."
"Thanks for puttin' us up for the weekend, pal," said Thorn.
"The food was great, the booze and dope were superb, and I really enjoyed friendg your wife."
Shortly after hitting the road, Bill turned to Thorn and said, "I hope you weren't serious about enjoying friendg his wife!"
"No, I wasn't serious. She was lousy."
Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
Got in touch with my inner self today!
Damned single ply toilet tissue!
Damned single ply toilet tissue!
Wontmake9.5
My job is fun
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Chicken butt.
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Watery eyes after sex ...
Two black guys were in a bar talking, and one says to the other,
"You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?”
The second black guy says, "Yeah, all the time.”
The first one asked, "Why is that?”
The second says, "I'm pretty sure it's the pepper spray."
Two black guys were in a bar talking, and one says to the other,
"You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?”
The second black guy says, "Yeah, all the time.”
The first one asked, "Why is that?”
The second says, "I'm pretty sure it's the pepper spray."
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