Your best worst jokes..

[DoYouEvenLift]

What did the buffalo say to his kid?

"Bye son"

What do you call a fish with no eye?
A FFFFFSSSSSSSHHHHHH (funny in person)

If you are American when you walk into the bathroom, and American when you walk out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?

European

 

[sailfish]

How much nuffin would a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?

 

[Fred's Myth]

Came home to see my next door neighbor sitting on his front porch, tears falling from his eyes.
Having asked him what was wrong, he pointed to an unwrapped present sitting next to him.
Sobbing, he pointed to his wrist at a brand new Rolex.
I tried to console him, agreeing that such a beautiful present would bring me to tears, also.
Who could possibly have given him such a beautiful present?
Shaking his head, no, and gaining control of his emotions, he explained that the gorgeous lesbian couple next door had asked him what he wanted for his 65th birthday.
Now crying unconsolably, he said "I told them I wanted to watch!"

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Jeff Hornagold loved being a UPS driver. So when the suburban Chicago man died this week of lung cancer, longtime co-worker Michael McGowan agreed to take him on one last delivery and transported Hornagold's body to Saturday's funeral services in his UPS truck.

Of course he was late, damaged and no one would sign for him.

 

[Dulce Bombón]

 

[Ancient Alien]

Three of my family members passed their bar... I myself, never pass a bar.

BWAhahahaaaaaa

 

[Dulce Bombón]

BWAhahahaaaaaa[/QUOTE]

Three of my family members passed their bar... I myself, never pass a bar.

BWAhahahaaaaaa

 

[moreluck]

Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."
The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that silly grin off your face

 

[Jkloc420]

what did cluster say at his last stand?


where did all those damn indians come from!!!


bahaaaaaaaaa

 

[Fred's Myth]

what did cluster say at his last stand?


where did all those damn indians come from!!!


bahaaaaaaaaa

I don't get it. Who was cluster?

 

[Jkloc420]

I don't get it. Who was cluster?

Custer, lol auto correct

 

[Fred's Myth]

Custer, lol auto correct

Sarcasm on my part.

Keep up the good work.

 

[Jkloc420]

Sarcasm on my part.

Keep up the good work.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1042442913622491137

 

[moreluck]

 

[moreluck]

 

[Whitelexus]

What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons

 

[moreluck]

Golf and Skydiving

What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer says "whack....DAMN!" and a skydiver says " Damn ..... WHACK!!"

 

[watdaflock?]

Best joke ever......this picture.

 

[Fred's Myth]

Best joke ever......this picture.

Trans-(S)ender Confusion.

 

[Whitelexus]

Man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It’s a Shi tzu.