Ask A Retired Person, Retirement FAQ. ( ON TOPIC )

[twoweeled]

Does Nissan sell Versas with "all the bells and whistles?"

Yes they do! I'm saving for one! Although, I may forgo the simulated chrome rims.

 

[Brownslave688]

Does Nissan sell Versas with "all the bells and whistles?"

He leases.



TTKU

 

[twoweeled]

He leases.



TTKU

Well that's what I'm saving for. the initial down, to lease. Taking longer than anticipated.

 

[Brownslave688]

Well that's what I'm saving for. the initial down, to lease. Taking longer than anticipated.

We were talking about upstate.

 

[twoweeled]

Is wife told him???

From what I've seen. The wive's don't seem to be jumping for joy about us being home all day, with them.
Some of them pretend they like us being home.
For the first 2 weeks.

 

[Retiree]

After being retired a couple of months I asked my wife how many times a day she could watch Judge Judy and she quickly told me I needed to go do something and quit cramping her style. LOL

 

[Catatonic]

After being retired a couple of months I asked my wife how many times a day she could watch Judge Judy and she quickly told me I needed to go do something and quit cramping her style. LOL

My wife complains about the doors squeaking on the door to the stairs to the Man Cave.
My computer and recliner are close to the door to outside.
I hear a door squeak and I go out that door ... sometimes.

 

[rod]

My wife put me on ignore years ago.

 

[Catatonic]

My wife put me on ignore years ago.

I can imagine!

 

[twoweeled]

My wife complains about the doors squeaking on the door to the stairs to the Man Cave.
My computer and recliner are close to the door to outside.
I hear a door squeak and I go out that door ... sometimes.

Yes. That's the way it starts. Soon your repetitive breathing will get on her nerves.

 

[Catatonic]

Yes. That's the way it starts. Soon your repetitive breathing will get on her nerves.

more like repetitive snoring

 

[rod]

Yes. That's the way it starts. Soon your repetitive breathing will get on her nerves.

if you catch the little women checking out your life insurance policy ---beware!

 

[By The Book]

I don't wanna leave wifey and the pool boy with the damn refrigerator stocked! Have the wife, pool boy and the Gardner cruising in my 1988 Yugo!! Driving through Taco Bell, laughing and joking, living the high life on MY DOLLAR!!! I don't think so!
Homey don't play that!

Good...Good, so you took my advice and redid your will taking out the pool boy and the gardener? Good!

 

[By The Book]

if you catch the little women checking out your life insurance policy ---beware!

How many little women you got over there?

 

[By The Book]

After being retired a couple of months I asked my wife how many times a day she could watch Judge Judy and she quickly told me I needed to go do something and quit cramping her style. LOL

Just go get the popcorn already

 

[oldupsman]

if you catch the little women checking out your life insurance policy ---beware!

This is exactly why I have no life insurance and chose the full pension option when I retired.
I figure that way she can't kill me.

 

[Operational needs]

My wife complains about the doors squeaking on the door to the stairs to the Man Cave.
My computer and recliner are close to the door to outside.
I hear a door squeak and I go out that door ... sometimes.

You know good and well when the door squeaks you rush to zip things up and hide the evidence. Lol.

 

[Catatonic]

You know good and well when the door squeaks you rush to zip things up and hide the evidence. Lol.

That too.

 

[rod]

My wife complains about the doors squeaking on the door to the stairs to the Man Cave.
My computer and recliner are close to the door to outside.
I hear a door squeak and I go out that door ... sometimes.

Have you ever noticed how long it takes for your computer to shut down when you hear your wifes footsteps

 

[Catatonic]

Have you ever noticed how long it takes for your computer to shut down when you hear your wife's footsteps

I have a power kill switch and I erase history every time I close the browser.