Ask DS's advice

[cachsux]

No.You are.

​Just two. Not all.

 

[cosmo1]

Is life a struggle when you look like Joe Walsh with a hangover?

No, it just means that life's been good to you so far.

(Sorry for stepping on your thread, DS.)

 

[Anonymous 10]

Is there anything you can to do to get anonymous to stop posting "Ask for Jenny" and Over to stop posting meme pictures?

You could be having girl problems again and leave the forum again in a huff.

 

[DS]

No, it just means that life's been good to you so far.
(Sorry for stepping on your thread, DS.)

See post # 30
​(Sorry for stepping on your post)

 

[toonertoo]

No,life's been good to me so far.

And I have accountants that pay for it all. I would take Joes life in a minute. Does that mean I don't like mine?

 

[moreluck]

Which of the Kardashian sisters has the biggest butt?

Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, etc.

 

[pickup]

Dear DS:

If an irresistible force meets an immovable object, what happens?

Thank you,
​

Long time fan, first time poster

 

[gingerkat]

Should I tell good friend that I am coming to her neck of the woods (Vegas) for business purposes?

 

[DS]

Dear DS:
If an irresistible force meets an immovable object, what happens?
Thank you,

13.7 billion years ago if I remember correctly,this happened .
There was this big bang.Our little universe begat life as we know it.
But to quote a rather profound quip by Buzz Lightyear,
"to infinity and beyond",reveals a never ending twilight zone.
There is no such thing as an irresistible force or for that matter,an
immovable object.

 

[serenity now]

​I'd fart more often.

...... at your age you have to be real careful with those spontaneous farts

 

[oldngray]

...... at your age you have to be real careful with those spontaneous farts

Agreed. They get wetter with age.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Agreed. They get wetter with age.

HAHAHA

 

[moreluck]

Do you celebrate the things you DO have ??

 

[Dizzee]

 

[moreluck]

Can you name the 3 levels of stupid ???


(You referred to them in your post #5 in the T.V. Anchor thread.)

 

[DS]

Should I buy a Chrysler?

The imports seem to have the upper hand for entry level vehicles.
If you buy a Chrysler,avoid the Avenger.It's just a K car .
​I had one as a rental when my civic was in the body shop.

 

[Catatonic]

Should klein be allowed to be a Canadian citizen or should he be shipped back to Germany? If they would take him.
Maybe he could work for beer in an Oktobergarten.

 

[pickup]

Is Raglafart , Ontario a real place? If so, please show me on a map.

​Thanks.

 

[Catatonic]

Is Raglafart , Ontario a real place? If so, please show me on a map.

​Thanks.

It's outside metropolitan Mississauga, Ontario.

 

[cachsux]

It's outside metropolitan Mississauga, Ontario.

​Now you're just making stuff up.