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BSWALKS

Fugitive From Reality
Ya but, maybe I'll wait. No kids today & mrs bs said after she works out, I'm gonna get lucky.
Yup, thats right, going to Foxwoods!
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Kalik's are going down good. It's a nice summery type of beer, excellent for a hot day.
Mid 80s today, didn't leave the hotel property. Going downtown tomorrow.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY
INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:


Lady
Interviewer:
Do you drink every day?

Man: Yes.

Lady
Interviewer:
How much a day?

Man: Around 3
six-packs starting at noon.


Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?

Man: Roughly
$10.00.


Lady
Interviewer:
And how long have you been drinking
like that?


Man: 15 years.

Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3
six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you
would then be spending $10,800, correct?


Man: Correct.

Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for
inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000;
correct?


Man: Correct.

Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the
last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?


Man: Do you
drink?


Lady
Interviewer:
No.

Man: So where's
your Ferrari ?
 

1BROWNWRENCH

Amatuer Malthusian
dammit, i was thinking of something else...but seriously it seems pretty good. i have a problem with the tabs grabbing my moustache when i have one. otherwise you gotta remove it.
 

BSWALKS

Fugitive From Reality
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