He smells because of poor personal hygiene and not washing his clothes ....not the type of shirt he's wearing. If I didn't shower for a week...I could show up wearing a prom dress....I'd still smell like a hot Ass sandwich.
Wishful thinking I guess.. I did ask him today if he ever washes the shirt.. or was it like a superstition? I tried to treat it like a joke, but I was dead serious. He just laughed and said "i know it's old, haha"