Coronavirus

[badpal]

A hospital in Brazil got confused about their Covid patients...

They called a family and said, 'sorry, yer mom died'.

The family buried the ashes.

Two weeks later, the actual mom woke up from a Covid coma and called the family..."Are you going to pick me up or what?"

Imagine getting that call...

That would be just the kinda trick my mother in law would pull on me.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Still alive!

Me too !

 

[BrownFlush]

I hope that day never comes.

Everybody dies.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Everybody dies.

I know. @Old Man Jingles is dead on the inside right now.

 

[BrownFlush]

 

[Turdferguson]

The Swedes put out guidelines, didn't hammer their own economy, and are doing fine. South Dakota did pretty much the same thing. In fairness at the start it was prudent to do what we did. But now with more information we need to start thinking about pretty quickly getting our economy back on it's feet. Right?

Absolutely

 

[Turdferguson]

Still alive!

 

[UnconTROLLed]

The Swedes put out guidelines, didn't hammer their own economy, and are doing fine. South Dakota did pretty much the same thing. In fairness at the start it was prudent to do what we did. But now with more information we need to start thinking about pretty quickly getting our economy back on it's feet. Right?

If doing fine is a death rate higher than the US and roughly 5x Norway and 10x Finland, they're "killin it"! alright

 

[Jumpin Jack Flash]

64,060 dead Americans, 1.1+ million known infected. 204 dead today. The states of Georgia, Virginia, and Maryland are becoming hotspots. Florida has seen a rise in deaths and known infected. Re-opening is looking like a huge mistake.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

64,060 dead Americans, 1.1+ million known infected. 204 dead today. The states of Georgia, Virginia, and Maryland are becoming hotspots. Florida has seen a rise in deaths and known infected. Re-opening is looking like a huge mistake.

 

[vantexan]

If doing fine is a death rate higher than the US and roughly 5x Norway and 10x Finland, they're "killin it"! alright

Except we now know that the virus is exceptionally contagious and millions in the U.S. and elsewhere contracted it without showing any symptoms. So it death rate is much lower than the official numbers. The younger you are the lower the risk. Keep the elderly sequestered and let's get the economy going.

 

[clean hairy]

Does that make the my cat in the dumpster any less dead?

Fixed

 

[Turdferguson]

Except we now know that the virus is exceptionally contagious and millions in the U.S. and elsewhere contracted it without showing any symptoms. So it death rate is much lower than the official numbers. The younger you are the lower the risk. Keep the elderly sequestered and let's get the economy going.

I must have caught the cornoavirus, thats twice today I have agreed with you

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I must have caught the cornoavirus, thats twice today I have agreed with you

Get off the tip.

See this crap @Big Arrow Down...D ??

 

[Turdferguson]

Get off the tip.

See this crap @Big Arrow Down...D ??

 

[UnconTROLLed]

Except we now know that the virus is exceptionally contagious and millions in the U.S. and elsewhere contracted it without showing any symptoms. So it death rate is much lower than the official numbers. The younger you are the lower the risk. Keep the elderly sequestered and let's get the economy going.

Death rates are lower given asymptomatic transmission and piss poor testing, among other things, but did you just come to that understanding now? I agree about the econiomy, and we can't afford to spread helicopter money into the summer. There will be pain

 

[vantexan]

I must have caught the cornoavirus, thats twice today I have agreed with you

A lot more Americans die from heart attacks, and you just gave me one.

 

[vantexan]

Death rates are lower given asymptomatic transmission and piss poor testing, among other things, but did you just come to that understanding now? I agree about the econiomy, and we can't afford to spread helicopter money into the summer. There will be pain

Known it for awhile now. It's terrible how many have died, but it's a far cry from how many were being estimated to die.

 

[Benben]

I guess you missed where China told the WHO that there was no human to human transmission(while trying to clamp down on human to human transmission).

January 20th:
Human-to-human transmission of new coronavirus reported in China

January 30th:
CDC confirms first human-to-human transmission of coronavirus in US

 

[rickyb]

they under reported their numbers as well.