Five Word Story

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to historically low levels never seen before this display of horrendous
caca-mamie antics by the spoiled little brat. The next day, Jeff Emelt, signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone

and fell, slipping on the

 

[bubsdad]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to historically low levels never seen before this display of horrendous
caca-mamie antics by the spoiled little brat. The next day, Jeff Emelt, signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone

and fell, slipping on the

slippery bits of roasted chipmunk

 

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to historically low levels never seen before this display of horrendous
caca-mamie antics by the spoiled little brat. The next day, Jeff Emelt, signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk .

Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied

 

[over9five]

herself using Simons head as

 

[bubsdad]

herself using Simons head as

Dave stormed out screaming like

 

[ajblakejr]

Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him.

 

[fethrs]

Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy,

 

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to historically low levels never seen before this display of horrendous
caca-mamie antics by the spoiled little brat. The next day, Jeff Emelt, signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk .
Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simon's head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pygmies were torturing him. Meanwhile, Paula, stinky and messy

said. "Well, my work here

 

[Sammie]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of

 

[moreluck]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of

Jello pudding from Bill Cosby.

 

[Sammie]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now

 

[moreluck]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now

but Paula was a stranger to bathing

 

[ajblakejr]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing

so Bill called Fat Albert

 

[Sammie]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset

 

[MC4YOU2]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset

while licking it all off.

 

[Sammie]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset while licking it all off.

Grandma came whipping around the

 

[bubsdad]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset while licking it all off.

Grandma came whipping around the

corner yelling "Boy don't put

 

[fethrs]

Originally Posted by Sammie
The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset while licking it all off.

Grandma came whipping around the
corner yelling "Boy don't put yourself near that stinky mess,

 

[moreluck]

Originally Posted by Sammie
The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset while licking it all off.

Grandma came whipping around the
corner yelling "Boy don't put yourself near that stinky mess,

she'll give you the crud.

 

[over9five]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset while licking it all off.

Grandma came whipping around the
corner yelling "Boy don't put yourself near that stinky mess,
she'll give you the crud."

But Fat Albert had already