Five Word Story

[bubsdad]

The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset while licking it all off.

Grandma came whipping around the
corner yelling "Boy don't put yourself near that stinky mess,
she'll give you the crud."

But Fat Albert had already

jumped headlong into the disgusting

 

[moreluck]

Originally Posted by over9five
The next day, Jeff Emelt signed her option. At the press conference she threw up on the microphone and fell, slipping on the slippery bits of roasted chipmunk. Embarrassed and reeking, she steadied herself using Simons head as Dave stormed out screaming like African pigmys were torturing him. Meanwhile Paula, stinky and messy, fell into a puddle of Jello pudding from Bill Cosby. Bathwater sounded good about now but Paula was a stranger to bathing so Bill called Fat Albert, who sat on a swingset while licking it all off.

Grandma came whipping around the
corner yelling "Boy don't put yourself near that stinky mess,
she'll give you the crud."

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting

oozy mess and was sliding

 

[over9five]

rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when

 

[fethrs]

Paula moaned, Oh, Fat Ablert,

 

[over9five]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert,

do you have any M&Ms?"

 

[fethrs]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?"

Just then Simon came running

 

[moreluck]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running

with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups

 

[over9five]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.

"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat

 

[moreluck]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat

Albert. Hay is for horses

 

[Sammie]

But Fat Albert had already jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. That's when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Albert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.

"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Cheese Whiz without crackers

 

[ajblakejr]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on

 

[moreluck]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on

my peanut butter you idiot !!

 

[ajblakejr]

Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego

 

[bubsdad]

Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego

so he got some tequila

 

[moreluck]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on

my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.

Then everyone went to Vegas

 

[ajblakejr]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.

Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet

 

[moreluck]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.

Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet

and they said, "Danke Schoen".

 

[over9five]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.

Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.

 

[moreluck]

But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.

Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.

The limosine pulled away onto

 

[over9five]

Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.

The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But