Five Word Story

[ajblakejr]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.

 

[Dizzee]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.

 

[ajblakejr]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

 

[moreluck]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding

 

[ajblakejr]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons.

 

[fethrs]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her teats were taut too

 

[moreluck]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her teats were taut too

Her what ?????????? Paula is a cow???

 

[fethrs]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too

 

[ajblakejr]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too,

Michelle wanted implants like Paula.

 

[fethrs]

She wanted them happy & perky

 

[ajblakejr]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too,

Michelle wanted implants like Paula. She wanted them happy & perky, way up firm and high

 

[DS]

Sont des mots qui vont

 

[ajblakejr]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too,

Michelle wanted implants like Paula. She wanted them happy & perky, way up firm and high. Sont des mots qui vont


très bien ensemble, ma belle. ( Sings Barack when he plays with them.)

 

[moreluck]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too,

Michelle wanted implants like Paula. She wanted them happy & perky, way up firm and high. Sont des mots qui vont
très bien ensemble, ma belle. ( Sings Barack when he plays with them.)

Paula squealed, Spanish turned her......(God, she's dumb)

 

[Dizzee]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too,

Michelle wanted implants like Paula. She wanted them happy & perky, way up firm and high. Sont des mots qui vont
très bien ensemble, ma belle. ( Sings Barack when he plays with them.)

Paula squealed, Spanish turned her......(God, she's dumb)

on so much, she gyrated

 

[moreluck]

Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his . Right beside the gettysburg address
and the snake tat on his left cheek. Leaving the tattooless frontal area for Oprah. Where he put I hate Oprah!! Unfortunately, he had to abbreviate to read 'I ate Oprah'. Oprah claimed copyright infringement and ownership of the his unit. She needed to go to Dr Phil for counseling in her dominatrix tendencies. Michelle had a secret she held close, Paul Abdul taught her to dance like hot monkey love for her American Idol tryout. But Cher was a contender, she could turn back time. Michelle was desperate to win so she hired Jeff Gillooly and offered Paula a bribe, but there were certain conditions

1. Jeff must eliminate Cher & Oprah.
2. He must maintain his mullet.
3. He must remarry Tonya Harding.

Having a hard-on for Harding, Paula agreed to her conditons, her boobies were hard too,

Michelle wanted implants like Paula. She wanted them happy & perky, way up firm and high. Sont des mots qui vont
très bien ensemble, ma belle. ( Sings Barack when he plays with them.)

Paula squealed, Spanish turned her......(God, she's dumb) on so much, she gyrated

like a gyroscope of old.

 

[over9five]

Paula squealed, Spanish turned her......(God, she's dumb) on so much, she gyrated like a gyroscope of old.

She got dizzy and fell

 

[fethrs]

Paula squealed, Spanish turned her......(God, she's dumb) on so much, she gyrated like a gyroscope of old. She got dizzy and fell,
konked her head hard and

 

[over9five]

Paula squealed, Spanish turned her......(God, she's dumb) on so much, she gyrated like a gyroscope of old. She got dizzy and fell,
konked her head hard and

passed out like a drunk.

 

[moreluck]

Paula squealed, Spanish turned her......(God, she's dumb) on so much, she gyrated like a gyroscope of old. She got dizzy and fell,
konked her head hard and passed out like a drunk.....

felt like a regular weekend to