Five Word Story

[toonertoo]

AM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the huMANity of it all, gripped in Barneys fatty porky fingers was the slimy string bean. The excitement caused Barneys heart to explode like a mushmelon. Anderson Cooper witnessed it LIVE!!!!

Unfortunately the broadcast was interrupted by news of Swine Flu. and Joe Biden causing panic when his airplane was struck, by Aliens, news at 7.

 

[over9five]

AM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the huMANity of it all, gripped in Barneys fatty porky fingers was the slimy string bean. The excitement caused Barneys heart to explode like a mushmelon. Anderson Cooper witnessed it LIVE!!!!

Unfortunately the broadcast was interrupted by news of Swine Flu. and Joe Biden causing panic when his airplane was struck, by Aliens, news at 7.

But it wasn't to be

 

[Dizzee]

AM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the huMANity of it all, gripped in Barneys fatty porky fingers was the slimy string bean. The excitement caused Barneys heart to explode like a mushmelon. Anderson Cooper witnessed it LIVE!!!!

Unfortunately the broadcast was interrupted by news of Swine Flu. and Joe Biden causing panic when his airplane was struck, by Aliens, news at 7.
But it wasn't to be

since it was already 7:30

 

[over9five]

But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30.

Barack punched Joe in the

 

[Dizzee]

But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30. Barack punched Joe in the

back of the limo. Bloodied

 

[over9five]

But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30. Barack punched Joe in the

back of the limo. Bloodied

but not down, Joe slammed

 

[Sammie]

But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30. Barack punched Joe in the back of the limo. Bloodied but not down, Joe slammed his cellphone shut so nobody

 

[Dizzee]

But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30. Barack punched Joe in the back of the limo. Bloodied but not down, Joe slammed his cellphone shut so nobody

would see the nudey pics

 

[over9five]

But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30. Barack punched Joe in the back of the limo. Bloodied but not down, Joe slammed his cellphone shut so nobody would see the nudey pics

of him and Michelle.

 

[Sammie]

But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30. Barack punched Joe in the back of the limo. Bloodied but not down, Joe slammed his cellphone shut so nobody would see the nudey pics of him and Michelle. The limo driver was Cher,

 

[DS]

For an old broad,she

 

[satellitedriver]

could still bend a knee

 

[Dizzee]

or both if need be.

 

[moreluck]

AM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the huMANity of it all, gripped in Barneys fatty porky fingers was the slimy string bean. The excitement caused Barneys heart to explode like a mushmelon. Anderson Cooper witnessed it LIVE!!!!

Unfortunately the broadcast was interrupted by news of Swine Flu. and Joe Biden causing panic when his airplane was struck, by Aliens, news at 7.
But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30 Barack punched Joe in the

back of the limo. Bloodied but not down, Joe slammed his cellphone shut so nobody would see the nudey pics of him and Michelle. The limo driver was Cher, For an old broad,she could still bend a knee or both if need be.

"Drive on", gypsy, said Joe.

 

[over9five]

Cher decided to take them

 

[moreluck]

AM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the huMANity of it all, gripped in Barneys fatty porky fingers was the slimy string bean. The excitement caused Barneys heart to explode like a mushmelon. Anderson Cooper witnessed it LIVE!!!!

Unfortunately the broadcast was interrupted by news of Swine Flu. and Joe Biden causing panic when his airplane was struck, by Aliens, news at 7.
But it wasn't to be since it was already 7:30 Barack punched Joe in the

back of the limo. Bloodied but not down, Joe slammed his cellphone shut so nobody would see the nudey pics of him and Michelle. The limo driver was Cher, For an old broad,she could still bend a knee or both if need be.

"Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them

to Venice Beach for weight-lifting

 

[over9five]

"Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting

and tattoos. Barack got a

 

[Dizzee]

"Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting

and tattoos. Barack got a

Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo

 

[moreluck]

"Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting

and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo

Michelle's name on his .

 

[Dizzee]

"Drive on", gypsy, said Joe. Cher decided to take them to Venice Beach for weight-lifting

and tattoos. Barack got a Abraham Lincoln impersonator to tattoo Michelle's name on his .

Right beside the gettysburg address