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over9five

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Staff member
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.

Skipper wasn't worried. He had
 

Catatonic

Nine Lives
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.

Skipper wasn't worried. He had

Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.

Skipper wasn't worried. He had
warned about mowing the lawn
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn

after eating a full meal
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal

but he liked being manscaped.
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax"
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax"

he told his first-mate. Gilligan
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan

had been practicing on his
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver.

Beaver died from razor burn.
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn.

Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn.

Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan

threw him in a volcano!!
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn.

Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan

threw him in a volcano!!
 

Catatonic

Nine Lives
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn.

Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan

threw him in a volcano!!
That beaver smells like tacos
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Originally Posted by Dizzee
Reminiscing his confirmed kills, Skipper planned a three hour tour.
The weather was outstanding! Not a cloud to be seen other than that funnel thingy, and that monstorous big wave.
Skipper wasn't worried. He had warned about mowing the lawn after eating a full meal, but he liked being manscaped.


"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa
like the #3 at Taco Bell
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell

except that it tasted good
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.

Gilligan decided to take the
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.

Gilligan decided to take the

Skipper up on the wax
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the
Skipper up on the wax

going where no man had
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had


gone...or wanted to go,
 
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