Five Word Story

[moreluck]

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go,

but he did his duty

 

[over9five]

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty.

25 pounds of backhair was

 

[moreluck]

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was

packaged and baled for sale

 

[ajblakejr]

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was

packaged and baled for sale

by Billy Mays and Shamwow

 

[moreluck]

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow

with free shipping and handling!!

 

[ajblakejr]

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol

 

[Dizzee]

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol,

Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved

 

[over9five]

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved

once and for all that

 

[moreluck]

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that

Mitt Romney was named after

 

[over9five]

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after

a back hair removal device.

 

[moreluck]

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device,

a legacy he can't live

 

[over9five]

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live

without as a possible nominee

 

[moreluck]

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee

for the hair replacement academy

 

[ajblakejr]

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair

 

[moreluck]

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair

for the Mitt man. He

 

[ajblakejr]

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair

for the Mitt man. CEO / owner of the company

 

[BLACKBOX]

The mate was a mighty midget making mushrooms move merrily

 

[moreluck]

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair for the Mitt man. CEO / owner of the company The mate was a mighty midget making mushrooms move merrily

through the marinade for martinizing in the martini manana.

 

[over9five]

1 Continuing 2 the 3 five 4 word 5 story,

 

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1 Continuing 2 the 3 five 4 word 5 story,

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