Going "poo in the backbof the van"

[Indecisi0n]

BTW.. if you pee in a cup while your driver helper is off delivering a package; make sure he is not running back to the truck when you throw it out the door... the pee... not the cup.. never waste a good pee cup.

Running off? I make my helper hold the cut for me.

 

[Johney]

Wait till they figure out they can steal crap and leave an empty box.
If they haven't already, you know like the FedEx ground guys.

 

[WorknLateHuh]

should this be stickied?

"Simple hacks for going poo"??

 

[Covemastah]

Never leave open cup of pee on shelf !!!!
The run off is terrible!
Had to NI a few back in my newbie days ,, no scan in those days ,, lol

 

[Babagounj]

I have IBS .
Always had to made sure that I had ups totes and rain shields in every PC I drove .
Saturdays were even trickier , not all buildings are open . I'd drive miles off route to find someplace to wipe my ass.

 

[Wally]

Taking massive stinkies in the truck?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Love stinkies

 

[Keenj]

200 parcels a day? I don't think I delivered so few since my training days as a seasonal driver.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

I pooped in the woods once on route. Was pretty peaceful. Got questioned later why I pulled over at some random spot in the woods for 20 minutes. I told the sup I could walk him down to see the scene of the crime if he wanted. He declined.

 

[watdaflock?]

This thread is why I keep old bread bags in my trucks glove box.

 

[Kicked Your Dog]

Bloody hell. Time for crumpets and a bit of wee ol bangers and mash! Carry on.

 

[bottomups]

Box of poo in back of my package car yesterday.

 

[KOG72]

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Box of poo in back of my package car yesterday.

I hate those boxes

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I hate those boxes

The clerk at the UPS Store had no idea what was in them and was not happy when I told her what it was.