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Redefining Words:
1.Abdicate - v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
2.Carcinoma - n. A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
3.Esplanade - v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.
4.Negligent - adj., describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie.
5.Lymph - v To walk with a lisp.
6.Gargoyle - n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
7.Bustard - n., a very rude Metrobus driver.
8.Coffee - n., a person who is coughed upon.
9.Flatulence - n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10.Balderdash - n., a rapidly receding hairline.
11.Semantics - n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
12.Marionettes - n., residents of Washington D.C. who have been jerked around by the mayor.
13.Oyster - n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
1.Abdicate - v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
2.Carcinoma - n. A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
3.Esplanade - v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.
4.Negligent - adj., describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie.
5.Lymph - v To walk with a lisp.
6.Gargoyle - n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
7.Bustard - n., a very rude Metrobus driver.
8.Coffee - n., a person who is coughed upon.
9.Flatulence - n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10.Balderdash - n., a rapidly receding hairline.
11.Semantics - n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
12.Marionettes - n., residents of Washington D.C. who have been jerked around by the mayor.
13.Oyster - n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.