HELP...much needed advice!

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Pantyhose?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I will wreck your caboose

Settle down Gramps.

 

[john chesney]

Hello, so I don't work for UPS but I have a crush on a UPS driver who comes to my job and drops off packages. I have a package expected to arrive this week and I'd like to write a funny/witty joke or some sort of comment for him to chuckle. I don't want it to be flirty. He always comes in smiling and is a very nice guy who is quite shy. As UPS drivers, what would make your guys' day when it comes to reading notes left on packages? Any help is much appreciated!

It has to be cash or sexual gesture to make my day.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It has to be cash or sexual gesture to make my day.

Cash is better.

 

[john chesney]

Cash is better.

I agree then I can buy the hooker of my choice

 

[Future]

I agree then I can buy the hooker of my choice

@Jkloc420 ?

 

[john chesney]

@Jkloc420 ?

How much?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

How much?

A cordless air compressor....
He will enjoy it

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I agree then I can buy the hooker of my choice

Or beer.....

 

[Poop Head]

A cordless air compressor....
He will enjoy it

BwahahHHHhHJjjHahahahaah

 

[Star B]

scary movie..... "DONT DISTURB ME IM CLEANING MY ROOM!!!"

 

[LeadBelly]

Hello, so I don't work for UPS but I have a crush on a UPS driver who comes to my job and drops off packages. I have a package expected to arrive this week and I'd like to write a funny/witty joke or some sort of comment for him to chuckle. I don't want it to be flirty. He always comes in smiling and is a very nice guy who is quite shy. As UPS drivers, what would make your guys' day when it comes to reading notes left on packages? Any help is much appreciated!

You have the best hair I've ever seen on a man. You could be a hair model. How does someone your age still have the thickest hair?

 

[LeadBelly]

You want to know???? This is how.

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They tried to catch that guy!!!!!!!!!

 

[BSWALKS]

scary movie..... "DONT DISTURB ME IM CLEANING MY ROOM!!!"

 

[Future]

T

They tried to catch that guy!!!!!!!!!

hey got him ....as far as I heard

 

[Round the block again]

I met my wife like this, I delivered to her office every day, then one day she gave me a note asking me out. So everything worked out and been happily married 10 years now !

 

[LeadBelly]

T

hey got him ....as far as I heard

I stand corrected!!! Honestly I forget more stuff than I remember though!

 

[Whymewhytoday]

food is the way to a mans heart, bake him some cookies or something

when you give him the food, compliment something about him, if you mention something about his appearance he'll probably get the hint

Yeah cookies would get my attention lol