The Great Obamay VS Intelligent Little Girl
The Great One,Barack Obamay was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said "Lets talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Great Obamay "What would you like to talk about?"
The Great Obamay says "Oh, I don't know. How about What Changes I should make to America?" and he smiles the Great Obamay smile.
"Ok", she says "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and deer all eat the same stuff--grass, Yet a deer excretes little pellets , while a cow turns out a flat patty, and horse produces clumps of dries grass and one of your big supports The Other Side gives the watery ice cream kind. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Great Obamay, visilby surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says "Hummm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know Sh**?"