Does every animal on your route come to bum a treat?
Does every animal on your route come to bum a treat?
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
There are few chores in life more miserable than having to crawl around underneath a package car in order to put THESE 
things on.
You wind up with a wet ass and wet knees. Your hands get numb and your knuckles get scraped. They are filthy and rusty and pair of them weighs over 70 lbs so lugging the bag in and out of the car is a real pain in the ass. Once you finally have them installed, all you can hear going down the road is chingchingchingchingchingching and every metal surface in the package car buzzes and vibrates. They make your mirrors shake so bad you can barely see. You can only go 35MPH max with them installed, even on bare pavement. Usually its dark when you finally take them off before driving back to the building, so you have to hold a flashlight in your mouth while you crawl around on your knees to unhook them. Installing and removing them takes a total of about 20 minutes, and everything about dealing with them just plain SUCKS.
I know I shouldnt complain; the guys down in town have a bazillion stops crammed into their cars whereas I am up on the mountain by myself with a truck I can walk through even during peak. On a nice sunny day, nothing beats a rural route...but this time of year the days arent nice and sunny.
things on.You wind up with a wet ass and wet knees. Your hands get numb and your knuckles get scraped. They are filthy and rusty and pair of them weighs over 70 lbs so lugging the bag in and out of the car is a real pain in the ass. Once you finally have them installed, all you can hear going down the road is chingchingchingchingchingching and every metal surface in the package car buzzes and vibrates. They make your mirrors shake so bad you can barely see. You can only go 35MPH max with them installed, even on bare pavement. Usually its dark when you finally take them off before driving back to the building, so you have to hold a flashlight in your mouth while you crawl around on your knees to unhook them. Installing and removing them takes a total of about 20 minutes, and everything about dealing with them just plain SUCKS.
I know I shouldnt complain; the guys down in town have a bazillion stops crammed into their cars whereas I am up on the mountain by myself with a truck I can walk through even during peak. On a nice sunny day, nothing beats a rural route...but this time of year the days arent nice and sunny.
Cementups
Box Monkey
On my old route which was rural, the guy before me would pull into the one local glass plant and they would hook the back end of his package car up the winch on the ceiling. They would lift his truck and put the chains on for him while he went and got coffee ad went to the bathroom. They would also "deliver" that stop for him and go through his load and pick out packages for people who worked there and save him 20 extra stops. And of course sheet them separately as well so he would get credit for them. Nice to walk into a route with already trained customers. 
cachsux
Wah
I guess none of the other houses in the neighborhood have any resale value either.
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Re: Move it.
I thought I was the only one who kept my windows this clean. Wish others would follow suit.
I thought I was the only one who kept my windows this clean. Wish others would follow suit.
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
Took this shot of inclement weather that's gunna cause Monday's air to be late. Good thing we have EC option in the board in times like these. Hoax, PM me if you need me to pull you out of the driveway.
trickpony1
Well-Known Member
this reminds me of the Saturday Night Live character who looks in the mirror and pumps up his ego with stuff I can't remember but the last phrase is "....and, dog gone it, people like me.".
Maybe our computer wizards can post a video?
Maybe our computer wizards can post a video?
moreluck
golden ticket member
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serenity now
Guest
no wizard, but here you go * never mind, more beat me to it
S
serenity now
Guest
it would appear so
moreluck
golden ticket member
It was so close.......like one second!!!
stevetheupsguy
sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ
Wow, more's an online wizard.
brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
Bastich!
Cementups
Box Monkey
That's awesome!!!
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