I've never broken 1 of these, but...

[CHALLY9TX]

Pens are good for broken door bell buttons. I love how some customers have the wireless door bells and are too lazy to change the dead batteries.


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[jaker]

For me doorbell first if broke I will knock , if I need a sig doorbell and a hard knock

 

[selfcancelsignal]

Flat doorbell round surface mount is way to go. Funny how you become a scientist, studying the do's and dont's while your out delivering. I gathered all that info while I was on the road before I built my house. Pretty funny stuff. My favorite is when idiots build a house with no front covered entrance way or front porch. That's about as ghetto as can be, no overhang. Heres to your packages getting soaken wet or blown away jackasses lol.

LMAO! My house came that way at purchase 6 years ago. When I make scale, perhaps I'll add an overhang, among a gazillion other things. At least I have good plastic on my doorbell, but it shorts out every once in awhile. My garage code has been pissful of late. Works about a third of the time. Old Sears Crapsman garb. Haha.


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[1BROWNWRENCH]

The scene where undercover Clouseau works with the stuck doorbell he just rang comes to mind. "No charge."

 

[UPSGUY72]

Woke up too many 3rd shifters and babies taking naps. I only ring when necessary, plus my truck is loud enough for them to hear me.

When I go to a house where a state police man/ women live I don't ring the door bell whether a sig is required or not.

 

[ZQXC]

Im always afraid I will get shocked if I stick my finger in there.........

Are we still talking doorbells?

 

[watdaflock?]

The wealthy (& all others) sure like to skimp on doorbells 95% of the time, don't they.?

It's why they're wealthy. They save on fixtures!

 

[Shifting Contents]

When I go to a house where a state police man/ women live I don't ring the door bell whether a sig is required or not.

You don't want them to their stuff?


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[wayfair]

Never? You never touched an electric fence or the spark plug on a running lawn mower?


Resident know-it-all.

will the door bell ring if you touch those?

 

[joeboodog]

will the door bell ring if you touch those?

It will ring your chimes.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Nothing like 50,000 volts from the HEI to wake you up.

 

[ZQXC]

Never? You never touched an electric fence or the spark plug on a running lawn mower?


Resident know-it-all.

Only an idiot would grab the spark plug on a running lawnmower.
How many times did you do it?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

The electric fence charger experience can vary widely, depending on how it's calibrated. For cattle it will get your attention. For horses it will nearly knock you flat.

 

[toonertoo]

Only an idiot would grab the spark plug on a running lawnmower.
How many times did you do it?

Ive done that exactly once.
Kinda like dropping pkgs on a dolly and getting smacked in the head, I have also done that exactly once.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

I've have taken more than a few jolts searching for misfires. ZAP!-found it......

 

[cosmo1]

Back in the day, pre-UPS, I was a tree-trimmer for the power company.

If I didn't get zapped two or three times a week while climbing a tree, I felt I was slacking off.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

The picture of Homer Simpson getting electrocuted comes to mind. The one where his lines go all ripply.

 

[oldngray]

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Is the beer o.k.?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Bingo.