Babagounj

Strength through joy
Should anyone win, please make sure to share that news here first.
There are many secret financial advisors here who can help make your future life quite easier.
You don't want to end up as one of those broke millionaires in a few years.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
If one wins the jackpot then immediately relocates to an no income tax state, how much would the previous state collect?
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
If one wins the jackpot then immediately relocates to an no income tax state, how much would the previous state collect?
Too late to move.
You have to do that before the winning number is drawn.
By the way, those high prize numbers are misleading.
If you take yearly amounts, divide the prize by 30 years. The first year you get two years worth.
Expect roughly one half of the lump sum amount.
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
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Don‘t forget to buy your MegaMillions ticket on your way home.
 

burrheadd

KING Of GIFS
Too late to move.
You have to do that before the winning number is drawn.
By the way, those high prize numbers are misleading.
If you take yearly amounts, divide the prize by 30 years. The first year you get two years worth.
Expect roughly one half of the lump sum amount.
I’am good with that
 

UnionStrong

Sorry, but I don’t care anymore.
Too late to move.
You have to do that before the winning number is drawn.
By the way, those high prize numbers are misleading.
If you take yearly amounts, divide the prize by 30 years. The first year you get two years worth.
Expect roughly one half of the lump sum amount.
Only half? Of 575 million? Bastards! How do they expect me to get by on that!
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Was in 7-11 lady behind me said good luck. I knew I was done….. 😔
Damnit! That must be why I haven’t won yet! Every time I buy a lottery ticket the person who sold me the ticket has wished me luck, except this time. That’s it y’all, now I know I have the winning ticket. Save your dollars for the strip club. Lol.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Could you expound on this please?
I'm confused.
Ok there are say 250 million different combinations that could win.

On a normal draw say 5 million tickets are sold. Well if there’s only 5 million sold but 250 million combinations it’s unlikely one of those is a winner.

If 300 million tickets are sold. Well the chances that all 250 million combinations are covered and one of those is a winner is much higher.
 

Over70irregs

Well-Known Member
Damnit! That must be why I haven’t won yet! Every time I buy a lottery ticket the person who sold me the ticket has wished me luck, except this time. That’s it y’all, now I know I have the winning ticket. Save your dollars for the strip club. Lol.
Awwwww the strip club….. man……. Too many skinny minis… chicken with no 🥩
 
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