Well you took the time to post a reply so that is why I thought you cared. I'm sure you know all about me. You tagged that guy as someone who lives with his parents and has an unhappy spouse. All on his one reply. <standing applause> good job! Why are you working for UPS? You should be working for the CIA or something. Maybe even a magician. A tarot card reader perhaps? Nah, like you said your too much of an idiot. You want a funny joke, idiot? Okay here goes:
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Satellitedriver was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my *** up just one more time."
Oh Boy,
Here we go.
You asked me WTF do I care and I responded.
The CIA never asked me to work for them.
I work at UPS for money.
No, I do not know all about you. Just enough.
I did not tag that guy, he tagged himself.
Yes , I have studied magic.
Tarot cards can be shuffled, so I do not use them.
Read the original post. If that was a reply to your daughter, wife or any other woman in your life that you cared about ,you might understand my response.
In my will ,I have requested to be cremated.
Maybe , I should request that a few ashes be saved "just for you" .Put them in a douch bag and feel what is like to have a real man up your ***.
As far as your joke, if I was gay I would be offended. Since I am not, I still could not give ****.
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