Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Good to take a break and have a laugh...had this mudwhistle walk his dog by my house and let the dog poop in my yard without picking it up. Yelled out the door, "pick up the sht!" He says, "I forgot a bag" and starts walking away then I hear him say, "friend..in' jerk"

....Glad to oblige...out I come with a bag and my super friendly demeanor.....
Me: Here's a bag to clean the sht and if you'd like to keep running your pssflap and bumping your gums about what a friend..in jerk I am, I would be glad to prove it....
Him: Sorry about not bringing a bag, thanks! I wasn't calling you a friend..in jerk, I was calling the dog that.
Me: I'm sure the dog is thinking the same thing pal...as I turn to walk away
 
Good to take a break and have a laugh...had this mudwhistle walk his dog by my house and let the dog poop in my yard without picking it up. Yelled out the door, "pick up the sht!" He says, "I forgot a bag" and starts walking away then I hear him say, "friend..in' jerk"

....Glad to oblige...out I come with a bag and my super friendly demeanor.....
Me: Here's a bag to clean the sht and if you'd like to keep running your pssflap and bumping your gums about what a friend..in jerk I am, I would be glad to prove it....
Him: Sorry about not bringing a bag, thanks! I wasn't calling you a friend..in jerk, I was calling the dog that.
Me: I'm sure the dog is thinking the same thing pal...as I turn to walk away
Sorry Scoob. I will bring a bag next time... Chill man!
 

BakerMayfield2018

Fight the power.
Good to take a break and have a laugh...had this mudwhistle walk his dog by my house and let the dog poop in my yard without picking it up. Yelled out the door, "pick up the sht!" He says, "I forgot a bag" and starts walking away then I hear him say, "friend..in' jerk"

....Glad to oblige...out I come with a bag and my super friendly demeanor.....
Me: Here's a bag to clean the sht and if you'd like to keep running your pssflap and bumping your gums about what a friend..in jerk I am, I would be glad to prove it....
Him: Sorry about not bringing a bag, thanks! I wasn't calling you a friend..in jerk, I was calling the dog that.
Me: I'm sure the dog is thinking the same thing pal...as I turn to walk away
Glad I'm not your neighbor???
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joeboodog

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BA SCORE
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world-class

377 Ratings THE BROS
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(send 'em beer!) Reviews: 29
Ratings: 377
rAvg: 4.27
pDev: 7.73%
Wants: 73
Gots: 73 | FT: 2
Brewed by:
Revolution Brewing Company
Illinois, United States

Style | ABV
American IPA | 7.50% ABV

Availability: Summer

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Beer added by: emerge077 on 06-25-2014

Ummmmmmm. It's rated a word class.......not that you have any idea what that means.
What's it's IBU? Any thing real bitter will have me doing this...
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Well WTF, who does that so blatantly?
I had the same problem a while back. I guy was gonna let his dog crap in my yard. He said i will come back and pick it up.
I said no. If I wanted dig crap in my yard,I would have a dog.
I like to walk barefoot in my yard. I don't want to step in poop. I then said if he craps here I'm going to pick it up and throw it at you.

He quick left..lol
 
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