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moreluck
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Crooks....
A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."
He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."
"How come"? asked the woman.
"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.
A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."
He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."
"How come"? asked the woman.
"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.
CaliforniaPaul
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Thats what I would say!!
moreluck
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A military base commander called to complain that the weather forecasting software our company created for them kept reporting unexplainable wind shifts.
"Do you know where the sensor is located?" my coworker asked.
"Of course", he responded. "It's where we park the helicopters."
~Angelo Giordano~
"Do you know where the sensor is located?" my coworker asked.
"Of course", he responded. "It's where we park the helicopters."
~Angelo Giordano~
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How He Got In
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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